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Get lost! only ghosts come here
By Quacky, Section Satanosphere Posted on Wed Jul 23rd, 2008 at 04:13:08 PM PDT
This site no longer accepts submitted stories. Please get lost. If you are a diariest who still posts here, all I can say is "get a life." I mean I'm sorry this site is down about 75% of the time anyways... Except Rummy. Rummy, please contact us, we might have a regular posting gig for you on the new Satanosphere. Comments >>

The Dangerous Tammy T is Officially Tougher than Me
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jul 17th, 2008 at 08:32:04 AM PDT
Last night while enjoying Olympia's downtown party scene I took part in a weekly trivia contest that often devolves into drunken debauchery for the twenty-somethings who can handle it on a working night. My experiences there rarely exceed a single glass of beer and last night in particular I hadn't wanted to drink at all - I had been awake since 4:00am and knew I'd be tired at work the next morning, I didn't want to intensify it with the fatigue that follows a heavy binge. (584 words in story) Full Story

Don't let it die!
By Brogdel, Section News Posted on Fri May 16th, 2008 at 10:57:37 PM PDT
We need something on the front page that will get us on a google search. Something like the FUCK NATALEE HOLLOWAY on Kuro5hin. If I've learned anything from that place, it's how to write attention grabbing meaningless shit. Something like that might attract some members. (2 comments, 61 words in story) Full Story