From k5:
"I happen to believe that Satan was just a man. A very wise and darkly evil man, but a man just the same. Certainly we should study his teachings as philosophy, but why should we believe he is directly ordering us to climb the clocktower with a high-powered rifle?" by DesiredUsername.
From elsewhere:
"Anton LaVey's daughter was supposed to inherit the leadership of the Church after his death, but something seems to have happened behind the scenes, and now she seems to be out. I've also gotten the impression that she did something. What happened, and what could she have done that would have made her leave the Church of Satan?" by tapherlight.
More forthcoming...
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