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Morrissey Saves the World...Again! | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
I love morrissey but he's not my boyfriend (yet) (none / 0) (#4)
by hot blooded (ilovedraculaBUTIHATESPAM@hotmail.com) on Tue Aug 14th, 2001 at 12:22:03 AM PDT
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you know, all that purity/celibacy stuff is not the reason why it would be so shocking. i think that might have something to do with the fact that morrissey is such a huge FAG, a statement that i could support by quoting endless amounts of smiths lyrics but i'm sure that would be annoying. also i think one of the reasons why it is so easy for young teen girls to love morrissey is because of the fact that he is such a celibate fag and therefore safely unattainable. so now that he's out of the closet as a (fat, balding) breeder it kind of destroys the whole fantasy, for me anyways.

but i also feel that i need to go on record stating that i am PRO-morrissey and also don't date outside my smiths preference. go ahead and mock, i've heard it all before. it's true, though, that he is really easy to make fun of.

hb: I'm having a party in my refrigerator and you're invited.
sw: That's so cool!

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DITTO... (none / 0) (#6)
by ceruleannina on Tue Aug 14th, 2001 at 02:29:49 AM PDT
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It is obvious, especially if you notice the covers of his solo records (specifically "Your Arsenal")...

Now, he's notorious for his 30 minute shows in which he makes up for robbing you of as many dollars by ripping his sparkly shirt to shreds, after drenching it in his emotive sweat, and hurling its remnants out into the audience...Plus, he accepts the tearful bouquet of carnations you thrust upon him...But it has NOTHING in common with the "This Charming Man" video...

My point is, the evolution has been slow & painful...I haven't heard a record since the afore mentioned one...But would any STRAIGHT man, have the chest he does and display so many shots of it publicly???...Unless they're a jock, that is...

He's totally milking those sad young girls & their Bronte-esque dream that sex & love are synonymous & that THEY can convert him to the carnal lands when they hit 18...

I too, could go on & on...I figure, once "Meat Is Murder" was released, he was getting laid every other night...

As far as his orientation is concerned "Hand In Glove" says it all (i.e. "the sun shines out of our behinds")...

He is WAY too easy to pick on...But I STILL love him "pashernately"...Ha...

If he really IS into the ladies now, you have some competition, because "Shakespeare's Sister" is indeed, another theme song!...

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