As much as God hates to admit it, he needs me. He also needs people getting bored to tears every Sunday sitting in those uncomfortable seats listening to alter-boy rapists preach against lust. Without people who believe in God, there would be no need for me, and GODDAMNIT I LIKE MY JOB!

I love dissent, hatred, chaos. But it's not in my best interest to attack the Throne this way.

Here's something you can all do for me. If you love freedom, anarchy, drugs, booze, sex or fun, go to church. Keep those attendences up there so I can have more people to corrupt. Without the Christians, I'd just get bored and waste away into nothing.