Hold the phone here... this article says Pisces is the third-riskiest sign, and Capricorns are the safest???
Let me tell you something. I have gotten in one accident in my life that could clearly be considered my fault at ALL. Sure, there've been... tickets, but accidents?
Conversely, a certain former romantic associate of mine who was smack dab in the middle of Capricorn-hood got tickets up the wazoo and single-handedly destroyed the entire front end of my automobile with "no memory" of the incident whatsoever.
Yet another example of Pisces people suffering through the misinformation campaigns of others!! Kurt Cobain, motherfuckers!
Note to current possible Capricorn associates who might be ticked off by this comment's implications: You, however, are very grounded, and besides, you don't drive.
--Shrug
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