Frankly after the Ani-matrix 2 part short about just how the nasty vile robots accomplished their little Stalanist paradise I have a very well developed sense that we need to have a Hitler in the wings to kill the robots in the future.

Of course just how a group of moron robots was able to steal Saudi Arabia away from Muslim fanataics and survive a massive thermonuclear bombardment is beyond me.

Monkeys.

There is some speculation that monkeys are the source of AIDS in it's original non-Human form. That was contracted by jungle game poachers from their contact with the monkeys largely from their culling of bush meat.

I mean isn't it just worth it to eat more expensive meat you randomly find in the jungle than just buying hamburger (which they can buy in most of these places).

Space elevators.

I guess that might be interesting but still it's not something that I would 100% support due to all the fun that a seismic event could create.

Anal waxing.

I'm not touching a topic that I havn't even got the definition of handy.