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Why Are 131 Strangers Looking At Nothing??

The Numbers Are and Always Were FAKE.	0 votes - 0 %
There are so many people on the internet that 131 is really nothing, there are several thousand looking at Quacky's blog right now!	2 votes - 13 %
As content goes down viewership ALWAYS increases, look at what's succesful on t.v.	0 votes - 0 %
They're all here to post SPAM in Chinese.	2 votes - 13 %
Actually, Starwing has 131 Macs and just hasn't logged in yet.	2 votes - 13 %
They're all lost misguided Satanists.	0 votes - 0 %
This whole thing was just one last lame excuse for you to post about your frigging band!	0 votes - 0 %
This Should Have Been a...	0 votes - 0 %
131 people per hour are looking for Street Meat, and where else would Google send them, hmm?	2 votes - 13 %
Actually, this is some sort of binary code the good Captain set up, just add the digits together: 1+3+1=5.	2 votes - 13 %
There are hundreds of pages still here to look at, no surprise people are reading the old stories, duh!	2 votes - 13 %
They're all trying to figure out what happened to Thekla.	3 votes - 20 %

15 Total Votes

Something I've Always Wondered... | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Spammers. (none / 0) (#1)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Sun Jul 22nd, 2007 at 12:29:14 PM PDT
(User Info) http://museumpoparch.blogspot.com

Spammers who always keep this site, and others they may wanna spam, on constant watch. That's my guess.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony

Interesting Theory. (none / 0) (#2)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Sun Jul 22nd, 2007 at 04:09:18 PM PDT
(User Info) http://www.myspace.com/deadairfresheners

That theory works for these days, yet the numbers are pretty consistent with the old days, when there was virtually no SPAM to be seen. Could be as the real viewers dropped, the SPAMmers increased, but it seems odd it would be virtually one for one.

Oddly, I do things other places.
[ Parent ]

It's a weird thing (none / 0) (#3)
by Crazydee (crazydee666@sinfulbutworthyineveryway.com) on Sun Jul 22nd, 2007 at 07:18:10 PM PDT
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I think you are right, it seems like everytime I get over here, there are a buttload of lameoids numbered here. Can there really be that many Chinese porn spammers just waiting for something to comment to?

I miss the good old days. The comments by Sean Connery, The Wresting Oly Style, Zener Card Shark, rants and trolls. Le sigh... Now we have Fark for news, or even (gasp) real news sites. And we can go to myspace for posting our heartaches and dreams, with pictures, and music, and video, AND it isn't gender biased.

There is the Olycentric Olyblog. But it just isn't as funny as this site was. Have they had interviews with well known Satanist? No, ah no. And the site has a tendency to make Safari crash lately.

Now everybody moved off, Antarctica, Seattle, ect. And settled down into nice families (hurray more babies). Or turned to politics.

But I still come here to lurk once in a while. I don't have any admin mojo. I don't even have sundays off to swill down vast quantities of coffee, put on my tiara, and pull together one of my goofy Pussy Cat stories. Just once in a while, I lurk in the white and black.

Now, how much will you pay? But wait, there's more...

Macs (none / 0) (#4)
by Starwing on Mon Jul 23rd, 2007 at 12:06:42 AM PDT
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Actually, I have 2 Macs, and one of them is sending 36 bots to Satanosphere, 1 to check my yahoo mail, and 3 to ignore my MySpace pages.

�� S � T � A � R � W � I � N � G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

1+1+3=2?? (none / 0) (#5)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Mon Jul 23rd, 2007 at 07:39:05 AM PDT
(User Info) http://www.myspace.com/deadairfresheners

Oh how I love that pagan libertarian math!

Oddly, I do things other places.
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number of BOTS! (none / 0) (#6)
by Starwing on Tue Jul 24th, 2007 at 01:02:52 AM PDT
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One mac sending out 40 bots....

�� S � T � A � R � W � I � N � G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
[ Parent ]

The Numbers (none / 0) (#7)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Tue Aug 21st, 2007 at 10:58:08 AM PDT
(User Info) http://www.satanosphere.com

It caches the amount on a half-hour average. And it's not all spammers: many of our stories are linked to from various websites around the Internet. That's why it's mostly lameoids: it's random people finding old, good shit from the past. And some spammers.

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified

Something I've Always Wondered... | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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