|
|
|
Welcome To Orange Park,Florida III
|
|
By Kami904, Section Rants
Posted on Mon Nov 19th, 2007 at 01:07:28 PM PDT
|
 |
|
I suspect that these folks are suffering from an involuntary chronic low-grade jenkem intoxication.Sorta like the town that has lithium in the water.But there is still the risk of clandestine manufacture of jenkem here.That's why when I go for my daily walk,I always wear my glasses and have a pair of binoculars and a camera handy,along with chemical-proof gloves and an extra-sturdy body bag I stole from my neighbor.Just incase I happen to spot a jenkem still in the woods along the littered roadside.I've seen every different thing you'd need to brew jenkem along the roadside here,but not together in the form of a jenkem still
Comments >>
|
|
Welcome to Orange Park II...
|
|
By Kami904, Section Rants
Posted on Sun Nov 18th, 2007 at 09:24:47 AM PDT
|
|
|
In Orange Park you can find crappy people,bad dope,fake pills,and overpriced cheap booze.There are also alot of churches and schools. And cheap motels that regularly have raids.And people know that.But they keep being stupid and doing things that will damage health.Going to church,going to school,stealing and drinking excessive amounts of bad booze,and doing bad drugs...is this what it's come to? We'd all be much safer and happier with WhiteLighteningMoonshine! But that's illegal,and something you sure don't want to do here is break the law.Unless you're above it. But for about 75% of us in the city,unfortunately, the law does apply.But why are people so messed up around here? One drug that we don't have to go out and buy or take the time to brew,is jenkem.The Town of Orange park makes it for us.That's right.Down the street at the sewage treatment facility.At least that's what it smells like.You will notice,upon observation,that the closer you get to this sewage treatment facility,the stupider people seem to get.And some people live very close to it.
Comments >>
|
|
Welcome to Orange Park!
|
|
By Kami904, Section News
Posted on Sun Nov 18th, 2007 at 09:22:39 AM PDT
|
|
|
Orange Park is not famous for its oranges.It is not famous for its parks.In fact,there is nothing clean or serene about the city.It could be argued that Orange Park,Florida, does have many claims to fame however. It is home to many crackheads.They roam the streets in thier expensive vehicles and associate with some of the most morbidly overweight dopemen and the most emaciated hookers you've ever seen.It's a gross,but nevertheless relavent expression of a part of the population here.A disturbingly large part.
Comments >>
|
|
Is it Really That Bad?in Florida..
|
|
By Kami904, Section News
Posted on Thu Nov 8th, 2007 at 05:32:27 PM PDT
|
|
|
Last night,I actually sat down and watched the local news that comes on TV in Jacksonville.Apparently,"Cracksonville" counterculture vultures are sinking to a new low in the world of cheap drugs.Jenkem is supposedly a ferment of sewage which originated in Africa?I suppose it's an acquired taste..much like coffee,or maybe the occasional Ambien held under your tongue until you start to laugh everytime you look in the mirror?probably not.But apparently,someone has sat there and thought,"why don't I just not flush the outhouse for a week and then lift the lid and inhale deeply and see what happens?and this is some sort of escape from reality?well,thanks,assholes.Now if this trend really takes off,our government will make it illegal to not flush your toilet for weeks on end and maybe implement some sort of complicated waste management,teamed up with the DEA and get into the deepest darkest details of life in America.You will have devices in every toilet and septic tank to make sure that there's nothing clandestine being done with your terds and such.I wonder if jenkem is why Mr.Hanky is so damm jolly?overall,it sounds like a CRAPPY drug.
(227 words in story) Full Story
|
|
This is an update that helps explain why Satanosphere has been so dead, and why it may return.
|
|
By matt, Section News
Posted on Fri Oct 12th, 2007 at 05:36:38 PM PDT
|
|
|
See, besides the day job that keeps me busy, I've been getting paid to blog, so it didn't make much sense to keep it going at multiple places. But now I've been promoted to editor, so that means that when I have things to say, this might be a better place to do it again.
(8 comments, 82 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Suck Off Indie Snobs: A Love Story
|
|
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns
Posted on Thu Sep 20th, 2007 at 10:32:57 PM PDT
|
|
|
(From The Benign Comedy)
This story is mostly true. Put it this way: The events are true. Ian's name is actually Ian. Jim's name is actually Jim. We three were music directors at KAOS Radio in Olympia in 1994 and 1995. I've changed the anti-hero's name to MC Equal. Some of the dialogue is made up because I really want to sell the film rights. Facts that some might find debatable but which are, in fact, absolutely true will be designated as follows: (absolutely true). Take your mind back to late 1994....
(4 comments, 4182 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Paul's Poetry Corner
|
|
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns
Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 10:15:19 PM PDT
|
|
|
Now that the suits aren't around, I can finally do what I've longed to do on Satanosphere since the day it started -- a regular column featuring my own original poetry.
(4 comments, 851 words in story) Full Story
|
|
Resurrection: 2007
|
|
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns
Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:29:02 AM PDT
|
|
|
Satanosphere is Dead! Long live Satanosphere! People are dying. People are screwing animals. Celebrities are slicing their wrists and serving fifteen-minute jail sentences. Olympian Wheaties are being pissed in, albums and movies are being reviewed, Britney's clam was showing. After a long dormant hibernation Satanosphere is about to rise from the ashes. Just as soon as we kick some DailyKos butt, burn Blogspot to the ground, bulldoze Myspace and knock over Field Gulls. Arise, Sir Satanosphere! Babies, marriages and job security shall not oppress you.
(1 comment) Comments >>
|
|
|
