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The Benign Comedy: Chapter 2
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sat Jan 6th, 2007 at 01:10:30 AM PDT
I love you, I hate you, let's have sex in space. (1926 words in story) Full Story

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 1
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Tue Jan 2nd, 2007 at 01:29:59 AM PDT
Assume control of this, muthafugga. (1 comment, 917 words in story) Full Story

Exclusive: Saddam Hussein Says Ta
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Sat Dec 30th, 2006 at 02:18:06 AM PDT
Shortly before Saddam Hussein was executed Saturday morning, he was asked if he had any final words. He declined the opportunity, and aside from some sectarian shouting he made shortly before the noose was applied to his neck, he did not leave a final message for the world. However, shortly before the execution, the UPS guy came by and gave us an Overnight Letter envelope that had been damaged in transit. He didn't ask us to sign for it. Inside was a rambling two-page letter, typed on a typewriter with a defective "s" key. The letter is addressed: "Dear Satanosphere..." (4 comments, 756 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '06: Saddam Hussein
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Fri Dec 29th, 2006 at 03:49:55 PM PDT
That'll do it. Romance novelist Saddam Hussein has been executed. So if you get e-mail about reinvesting in tech stocks from someone named "S. Hussein," it's like totally a scam, dude. Exclusive content soon! (147 comments, 195 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '06: Gerald Ford
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Tue Dec 26th, 2006 at 11:38:51 PM PDT
I just can't cut a break, can I? Everybody wanna get in da club 'fore they close the door on '06, izzatit? Former President Gerald Ford, the only president who was never elected to the Executive Branch by popular vote and who was played by Chevy Chase on TV, has been given an ecclesiastical pardon at age 93. (15 comments, 401 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '06: James Brown
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Mon Dec 25th, 2006 at 12:44:18 AM PDT
The Godfather is dead. (19 comments, 240 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '06: Ahmet Ertegun
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Fri Dec 15th, 2006 at 09:07:17 AM PDT
Ahmet Ertegun, who founded Atlantic Records, thereby introducing or helping introduce America to figures like Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Drifters, AC/DC, Ruth Brown, John Coltrane, Charles Mingus, Otis Redding, Solomon Burke, the Spinners, Buffalo Springfield, Cream, (4 comments, 131 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '06: Peter Boyle
By Paul Shrug, Section News Posted on Wed Dec 13th, 2006 at 10:05:45 AM PDT
Ah, dammit. Peter Boyle, the workhorse character actor who played the monster in Young Frankenstein and the patriarch figure on the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond (which I never watched) is puhhh-in ah-na riiiii! at age 71. My favorite role of his was that of the title character in Joe, where he played a homicidal angry young bigot. It was also Susan Sarandon's first film. I saw Boyle filming something once in the Embarcadero Center in San Francisco. (5 comments) Comments >>

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