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The Benign Comedy: Chapter 2
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sat Jan 6th, 2007 at 01:10:30 AM PDT
I love you, I hate you, let's have sex in space. (1926 words in story) Full Story

The Benign Comedy: Chapter 1
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Tue Jan 2nd, 2007 at 01:29:59 AM PDT
Assume control of this, muthafugga. (1 comment, 917 words in story) Full Story

So Zune Me: Paul Shrug's 1st Ever Stupid Big Yearend Playlist
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sun Dec 3rd, 2006 at 12:32:44 AM PDT
123 songs that will get you closer to my greasy little heart. (3 comments, 1167 words in story) Full Story

Movies That Tried to Rock: "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Sat Nov 11th, 2006 at 03:37:34 AM PDT
The first part of the second installment of an occasional series I spend entirely too much time thinking about. (3 comments, 1869 words in story) Full Story

What You Did
By Paul Shrug, Section Columns Posted on Fri Nov 3rd, 2006 at 07:31:46 PM PDT
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The Rev. Ted Haggard admitted Friday... (3 comments, 1281 words in story) Full Story

King Dinosaur's Voodoo Chili
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns Posted on Mon Oct 30th, 2006 at 06:21:45 PM PDT
Nothing Personal, I'm Just Right October 30, 2006 Should I dabble in Voodoo? King Dinosaur (4 comments, 439 words in story) Full Story

Nothing Personal, I'm Just Right
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns Posted on Sun Oct 29th, 2006 at 01:46:41 PM PDT
Thanks for the response CrazyDee. I've been listening to a lot of Damien Jurado, Calexico and Mississippi John Hurt this past week. (1 comment, 282 words in story) Full Story

Fuel for Fire
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns Posted on Thu Oct 5th, 2006 at 10:36:05 PM PDT
I have a dvd on The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. It parallels this column: Warrior came from obscure beginnings [My original post on dead wrestlers], entered the WWF strong, full of flash and intensity [My early columns], disappeared, returned, and abruptly disappeared again [Later columns], returned years later only to fizzle shortly thereafter [ditto], arrived in WCW a mockery of his former self [the column devolved into a Death Watch posted 3 or 4 times a year], and finally when Jim Helwig makes news on the internet it's not wrestling related [my most recent column was a movie review] (1 comment, 986 words in story) Full Story

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