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Successful CTO Management In the IT Workplace
By scuttledmonkey, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Thu Jun 19th, 2008 at 08:47:29 PM PDT
Managing an IT department as a CTO can be fun and rewarding. It is usually an opportunity most people will want to take advantage of. People get married, have kids, buy houses and want that new hybrid SUV that they've dreamed about. Bettering the bottom line for the company you work for, increasing productivity, real interest in your department and being innovative are usually secondary reasons to achieving this goal. Below are guidelines to follow once you have become a 'made guy' at the company you work for. (1318 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '06: Pluto
By m0rk, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Thu Aug 24th, 2006 at 10:16:05 AM PDT
WTF. Some time over night, Pluto was laid to rest in its upscale Euro Townehouse. Here's how it happened: Old and New guys -> new definitions get in fight with old definitions -> 1 less planet. Consult your local People for Pluto chapter for wake^H^H^H^Hprotest times and locations. (11 comments) Comments >>

Death Watch '05, Jef Raskin
By Crazydee, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Mon Feb 28th, 2005 at 10:27:23 AM PDT
Its a sad day for Mac users. Jef Raskin, creator of the Macintosh, has gone to the great interface matrix. (1 comment, 118 words in story) Full Story

"Four... Three... Two... One...
By Starwing, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Fri Jun 18th, 2004 at 03:47:24 PM PDT
... Earth be-low us..." On Monday, June 21, 2004, history is going to be made. For the first time in history, mankind will launch into space without the benefit of any planetary government financing the journey. Update [2004-6-21 12:0:20 by matt]: They did it! Go SpaceShipOne, Go! Pilot Astronaut Mike Melvill joins the ranks of Alan Shepherd and Neil Armstrong as a righteous Space Pioneer. (9 comments, 326 words in story) Full Story

Guys, No Matter What Your Girlfriends Tell You, DO NOT EAT SOY!!!!
By Quacky, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Thu Feb 26th, 2004 at 02:38:31 PM PDT
Hot on the heels of some other startling medical news is the announcement today by some, er Irish scientists, that soy causes male infertility. And you know why? Estrogen! Soy food products contain high levels of the emasculating female hormone estrogen. BOO! So, all you guys out there, especially you ones with vegetarian or vegan girlfriends: PUT DOWN THE SOY RIGHT NOW MAN!!! It's a trick! Read on for some further manly aid... (6 comments, 318 words in story) Full Story

Oil of Man vs. Oil of Olay
By matt, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Wed Oct 22nd, 2003 at 08:35:12 PM PDT
What's long, hard, and full of moisturizer? According to urban legend, your dick. Popular myth relates that women who've given quality hummers and ended up with semen on their faces claim that it's the best moisturizer they've ever used. Many apparently claim that it makes their breasts smoother and softer, and their cheeks tighter. While opinions differ as greatly on this debate as they do in any other, there is evidence to actually back up the claims of both sides. One recent adult site posted a tit-for-tat thread on the rivalry, with both sides weighing in heavily. But while they discuss the topic in a purely academic way, Vice magazine has gone one step further in the form of sponsoring a month-long clinical study: cum vs moisturizer. And though semen (or at least sperm) has been i the news so much lately, the winner may surprise you. (4 comments, 568 words in story) Full Story

Dude, Where's my Sperm?
By matt, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Tue Oct 21st, 2003 at 08:22:38 AM PDT
When I was a kid, there was a public service announcement on television that featured an angry father confronting his stoner kid about the drugs he'd found, presumably in the youngster's bedroom. "Who taught you how to do this stuff!?" that father screams. "You, alright? I learned if from watching you," the teen replies, cuing the now-familiar-voiceover about how parents who use drugs have kids who use drugs. Sure. But what if using these drugs could keep you from having children? And what if the drug that did that was as innocuous as marijuana? Lani J. Burkman, PhD, director of andrology at the University of Buffalo School of Medicine and Biomedical Sciences says that just may be what's going on. (4 comments, 422 words in story) Full Story

The Future is NOW, People.
By hot blooded, Section Sci-Tech Posted on Tue Oct 14th, 2003 at 07:09:22 PM PDT
C'mon, get your shit together, chop chop! Soon we will be able to change the channel on the TV without even having to find the remote control. (4 comments, 154 words in story) Full Story

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