Bud Light Presents Real American Heroes
by - on Tuesday May 01, @10:23PM PDT (#97)
Announcer: Bud Light Presents... Real American Heroes.
Singer: Real American Heroes!
Announcer: Today we salute YOU, Mr. Slashdot Hidden Goatsecx Link Poster.
Singer: Mr. Slashdot Hidden Goatsecx Link Post-er-er!!
Announcer: Nothing says "manly" quite like a giant, gaping anus.
Singer: OOoh-hoo that's gro-ooo-ss!
Announcer: Without you to keep us on our toes, we would be blindly following links without checking, and double checking. Because while we have no business reading slashdot on the job, we do it anyways.
Singer: Please! Don't get me fired!
Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Lite, Mr. Slashdot Hidden Goatsecx Link Poster.
(Sound of can opening)
Announcer: Because the slashdot populace isn't quite paranoid enough without your work. So we'll hover over those links, and when we do, we'll remember YOU, Mr. Slashdot Hidden Goatsecx Link Poster.
Singer: I'll always remember to ho-over-er-er!!
Announcer: Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch St. Louis Missouri.
