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Satanosphere to Interview Gene Ray!
By matt, Section Satanosphere Posted on Mon Jul 23rd, 2001 at 03:55:36 PM PDT

We've been working on this one for awhile, and it's paid off. I just got a confirmation email by the Timecube Ninja himself saying that he'd love to do an interview with us, "Just say when..." And you pick the questions. Update [2001-7-10 11:47:21 by matt]: I just got an email from Mark Marvelli, the guy who runs the Timecube Debate petition. We all thought that was a joke... But NO! This guy is a cubist himself! Transcript at the bottom of the story.

For those of you who don't know, Gene Ray is the founder of the Timecube movement. He has two very popular websites devoted to it, Above God and Timecube.com. Both are nearly beyond comprehension.
Timecube has now started a quasi-religion, with serious (and not-so-serious) individuals signing a petition to get "Timecube Debate" in our educational institutes.
This guy is just great.
That's why we're so excited to be granted an interview with the self-proclaimed "Wisest Man who Ever Existed". We hope he can shed some light on our otherwise meaningless lives.
That's where you come in. Have a look at the sites above. Then, in the comments below, come up with the questions you'd like Gene to be asked. We'll take the best for the interview. Make sure to make them topical.
This is so gonna rock!
Update [2001-7-10 11:47:21 by matt]: Here's the email I got from Mark:
Ah, this is quite good. Tell me, how did you learn of the Time Cube petition? I regret that many of the signers did not seems to share the Right view of Time Cube. Your interview would be a great way to resolve some of these issues.
Thank you and I will spread the word.
Mark Marvelli
Poor bastard.
Update [2001-7-15 13:23:48 by matt]: Alright, Spheretizens, I have confirmation from the Timecubist himself that the interview will happen on the 23rd of July, 2001. Your questions will be asked. We might do it in live chat, still working on the format. What do you think? Talkback below.

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Satanosphere to Interview Gene Ray! | 11 comments (11 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Here's one. (none / 0) (#1)
by Captain Tenille (jeremy@SPAMMAKESBABYJESUSCRYsatanosphere.com) on Mon Jul 9th, 2001 at 11:03:02 PM PDT
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"What evil stupid educated academic institutes have denied a debate on Time Cube? Have you tried debating it at Evergreen?"

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Also... (none / 0) (#3)
by Captain Tenille (jeremy@SPAMMAKESBABYJESUSCRYsatanosphere.com) on Tue Jul 10th, 2001 at 10:22:40 PM PDT
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... I'm soliciting questions over at k5, too. Hopefully we'll get some good ones over there.

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my main questions (none / 0) (#2)
by Quacky (quackyATsatanosphereDOTcom) on Tue Jul 10th, 2001 at 07:07:51 PM PDT
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Where can I download a whitepaper?
How come the sites are presented in such a difficult to read format? Because, personally, I can't really take something seriously, or even start to formulate ANY kind of opinion about something, if the presentation gets in the way.
Have you heard about the Ritual Objects of Cosmology? Cuz, I think I might buy one of those guys's time cubes, and I was kind of wondering if you had any recommendations, based on your vast experience with Time, and Cubes, and all that lot.

Actuall that last is a bit facetious. Sorry. But it all ties together somehow, don't it?

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Good on Quacky (none / 0) (#4)
by Well Fei Hung on Wed Jul 11th, 2001 at 07:15:27 PM PDT
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"How did you start upon the path to Cubism?"

"What advice would you give to young cubists?"

"How long have you been practicing cubism?"

Apporximately how many followers to you have?"
--

Once upon a Time in China...

timecube (none / 0) (#5)
by portugee on Wed Jul 11th, 2001 at 10:21:21 PM PDT
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here's two points i'd like to know more about: i'd like more clarification about "racial mixing = racial slop," and the jewish conspiracy theory. this all reminds me of a book my friend's uncle wrote called "significance five" it had the same scientific integrety but lacked the venom that this guy has in spades. I think we should follow up this interview with a hard-hitting Ramtha expose. I wonder if JZ Knight knows about time-cube theory...

Here's some of the questions I culled from k5. (none / 0) (#6)
by Captain Tenille (jeremy@SPAMMAKESBABYJESUSCRYsatanosphere.com) on Thu Jul 12th, 2001 at 07:41:05 PM PDT
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"While you recognize the four, the five and six of eternal time are left unrecognized. How can timecube be if timecube is not six, and the beginning and ending eternal harmony are not considered? In fact, you curse word and god, but cannot the one and six (in between which is your four) be seen as the beginning (God) and the ending (word)? We have debated this point in my academic institution, in the far more advanced levels that the average person is ever allowed to see, and out understanding has gone beyond the four. Why hasn't yours?"
-- Electric Angst

"I've always wondered what Gene Ray would do when faced with various String Theories with novel numbers like '10' and '26'... '10' is '4' and '6' time cube must be 4 and 6! Evil academics! A god cannot change this! :)"
-- larsdahl

Well, that's what I've gotten so far from over there. Once Matt gets a hold of Mr. Ray, I think we may be ready to go.

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It's not that I don't care, but then yes it is. (none / 0) (#7)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Tue Jul 24th, 2001 at 03:30:30 AM PDT
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How many more times will this be posted to the front page, knocking down the democratically voted for stories?

Oddly, I do things other places.

This is probably it... (none / 0) (#8)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Tue Jul 24th, 2001 at 03:48:54 PM PDT
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The interview is this week. Again, Admin Priveledge. It's a very important story, so we had to make sure enough people saw it. It's driving traffic and membership, and it's of interest to thousands of internet-hardcore types. There's still plenty of screen-estate for everyone else. Sourpuss. :P

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Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified

hisss... (none / 0) (#9)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Tue Jul 24th, 2001 at 08:53:49 PM PDT
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O.k., it's admittedly your site and you ought to be able to do anything you like, but if it takes posting a story multiple times to get people to comment on it and come up with questions, then are they really that interested? Maybe once you have satanosphere e-mail, you could just directly ask people for questions, or it could come up in their login in red like "moderate submissions" (maybe it could even come up in that area specifically for a real democratic vote.) I don't hate this story or anything, but overkill is more than just a second rate Metallica rip off band, if you know what I mean.

Oddly, I do things other places.
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Psychosis Analysis (none / 0) (#11)
by TLC (so.you@wont.email.me) on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 06:04:44 AM PDT
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Mr. Gene Ray,

My questions are as follows,

1) Who is transmitting the gene ray at you?

2) Why do they seek to spread these odd symbolical and allegorical memes? Or are these merely things that are known by the time cube?

3) Which field was it that turned you away from the higher education game?

4) Which drugs do you use? Do you advocate drug use in academic institutions?

5) The dimensional sequence of rotational axis is definately connected with life, gravity and asymmetry. How does this relate to the geometry of the carbon atom?

+Tom

Oops.. forgot HTML on the other post

*Include bomb here*

O.K., I'll be fair about this... (none / 0) (#12)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Wed Jul 25th, 2001 at 07:58:13 PM PDT
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1. If Timecube is really above academic comprehension, what good are petitions and such that merely attempt to place it in an academic forum where it cannot be comprehended?

2. Does the "Acedemic Word Brain Rot" have actual physical symptoms, and do they by any chance resemble Mad Cow Disease?

3. Does he really advocate the hanging of teachers? If so, would only certified teachers be hung, or instead anyone who taught anything to anyone?

4. If "Beliefs equate to Pornography for they coexist on the Web", does this mean that Slurpees equate to Porn because they coexist at 7-11s?

Actually, I think somebody really ought to post a story just about "Petition Online", because that is an amazing site in and of itself (with untold petitions for crazy things and such.)

Oddly, I do things other places.

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