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Sex!?
By Quacky, Section Weird
Posted on Fri Aug 10th, 2001 at 11:18:32 AM PDT

Ohhhh hum. Tiny feet... yeah yeah.

It's pretty disgusting, but all in all, not your most outrageous fetish really, apart from the pedo angle. Which, don't get me wrong, is really fucking twisted, and ought to be prosecuted if possible.

But hey, here's a fetish that is actually pretty amusing, if no less alarming: Big Nose Guy gives you the very best in...

...babes with graphically altered schnozzes!!!

He says:

" The main goal is to try and bring together all the people that like big noses in a friendly environment of communication. "

I have to admit, some of the "artists" showcased in this site are awfully (and I really mean awfully) clever with the photoshopping and Kai's Super GOO, which, erm, I guess isn't called that anymore, or isn't owned by Kai, or ... ahh fuck it...

Anyhow, the thing is, these guys (again 'scuse me ladies for thinking only guys would do this...) are warping pictures of the prettiest movie stars into ... well... see for yourself. There's morphed noses, naturally big noses, a big noses FAQ, some "transformations", some big-nose fiction... even some big-nose girls with elfin ears!!! Rrraaoow! Can I just ask why Natalie Portman isn't in the Lord of the Rings movie???

Actually, come to think of it, now that I'm really looking here... ehh fuck it... nevermind.

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I nose I shouldn't be laughing so hard.... (none / 0) (#1)
by BugCatcher (sharkbabe14@hotSPAMNOTWANTEDmail.com) on Fri Aug 10th, 2001 at 08:57:16 PM PDT
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I do not wish to offend anyone who naturally comes by a largish shnoz, but those altered pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt are a hoot! In some of those pics it looks like she got part of a foot grafted onto her face.

Even though these altered pics inspire laughter rather than a somewhat more admiring state, I do appreciate the talent shown in making those noses somewhat believable. Except for the third JLove morph... that one is too far out there to be real.


BugCatcher blogs at Bugsplat



Is that his long-suffering girlfriend in several.. (none / 0) (#2)
by PaulsEx (jandponourown@olywa.net) on Sun Aug 12th, 2001 at 04:53:59 PM PDT
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...of those pictures? The one with the CD shelves and the computer monitor in the background? I can't stop thinking about how awful it would be to have to put on a fake nose during foreplay. I mean, high heels and a french maid's costume is bad enough, but at least I can breathe.



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