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I'll Have Arwen in Mithril, Thanks
By Quacky, Section Culture Posted on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 05:59:32 PM PDT

Chainmail. Little tiny metal rings hooked together into clothes. It was only a matter of time before a sexual sub-culture sprung up, I guess. Well. Okay. The "ren faire" subculture is, as we all know, well established. The point is though, even within the subculture, of course there's an even smaller sub-culture. I'm talking about people who find clothes made of tiny metal rings all hooked together sexy.

Okay okay... I'm going to just rip these people apart I guess, because there's actually not a hell of a lot of other chainmail (or is it "chainmaille?") fetish sites worth mentioning.
[what the hell is next to her in that picture? one of those fancy catboxes? no, laundry baskets I guess...]

Boys, don't fret... there's some fashions for us too.

I don't really have anything to complain about... except I wish to GOD I hadn't sold all my Enigma records...

And it keeps getting better and better! Like the, <ahem> ChainMaille Crotch less Chastity belt -- "kind of like getting toothy head while fucking". Erm... wait a second... it's a

chastity belt

isn't it??????

Anyhow... poke around the adult play hub part of site a bit. Maybe you will find it as rewarding, perplexing or revolting as I did.

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I'll Have Arwen in Mithril, Thanks | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

you think it's bad now, just wait. (none / 0) (#1)
by gold tone ranking monkey on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 08:33:04 AM PDT
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one day soon the furries will start flocking to ren faires, and then it'll be a big, giant, imaginary bestial clusterfuck. fat men in chainmail on fat women in too little chainmail on fat men in bearsuits whipping fat women in rabbit costumes. blame the internet for bringing all of the various disturbing subcultures closer and closer together...

"that's right. one key, several gates, multiple apocalypses."

oh damn! (none / 0) (#2)
by Quacky (quackyATsatanosphereDOTcom) on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 04:54:24 PM PDT
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GTRM, you've made the missing link. ["link!" get it?? it's a ChaineMaille joke!!]... and so now I just have to post this too... I don't think it merits a whole story, but it's a damn good chuckle nonetheless. Brunching Shuttlecocks has recently published a Geek Hierarchy that explains a lot. Make sure to check out the Big Massive GIF version, as well as the Frequently Paraphrased Questions. A very handy guide, indeed!

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"Idle hands spend time at the genitals...and we ALL know how much God hates that."

--- Old Drippy [ATFH]

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I'm bringing a camera... (none / 0) (#5)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 12:52:08 AM PDT
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...crew to one of these. Wenches Gone Wild! I can see it now! I'll make a fortune seeling it at comic shops across America!

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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the faire maiden angela.. (none / 0) (#3)
by Geek Foot on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 06:44:27 PM PDT
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i think i met that chicky once at a college rennisance faire.(with an 'e') she had on some fairy princess crap, but her breasts were popping out of a chain mail bra. she looked me up and down, checked out my baseball cap, baggy pants, and sigma nu hoodie, and said "ever gotten laid by a wench, frat-boy?"

i told her i wasn't really a frat-boy, she said it was okay, she wasn't really a wench...

<ct> Even bears won't drink Busch

weird. (none / 0) (#4)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 12:43:50 AM PDT
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That sounds like it could be part of a Dead Milkmen song, doesn't it?