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Otto Goes Bananas!

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By matt, Section News
Posted on Tue Feb 5th, 2002 at 07:09:13 PM PDT
Remember when Otto went nuts that one time? He took his whole school bus of kids to Washinton, DC, and stopped at a Burger King? Then the whole town was looking for him, but no one could find him?

This isn't an episode of the Simpson's. Rather, it's the sad case of a kook from the Keystone State that went nuts.

CNN reports in depth, but we have the poop.

Update [2002-2-5 19:7:20 by matt]: This just in! Aparently, it's happened again! What the hell is going on!? There's two Otto's, that's what!

Their Springfield-trip (geddit!?) at an end, the kids returned home with their parents early Friday, more than 16 hours after their unwanted odyssey into madness.

When arraigned earlier today, the Judge asked Nuss if he was on any kind of medication that might affect his behavior. He replied, "I'm not insane." Sure, Otto. He was taking medication for an enlarged prostate, but the company that makes the drug stated that it has no known psycological side effects.

Nuss later went on the claim that the whole escapade was "a setup", though he would not elaborate.

Otto may face life in prison if convicted of kidnapping across state lines.

Chief Wiggum could not be reached for comment.

We'll keep you posted on this bizzare case of life-imitating-art.

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