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Satan Tells Satanosphere about being Banned in Florida: UPDATE

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By matt, Section News
Posted on Thu Mar 7th, 2002 at 04:05:59 AM PDT
Satanosphere Exclusive!
Many of you will remember the amazing interview we did with the leader of the Church of Satan. I know we do. This interview has generated good traffic for us, as well as being very interesting.

One thing that High Priest Gilmore said was that as things in this world of ours develop, we may contact him from time to time to get his take on certain things. So, when I heard that a fucked up town in Florida (!) was banning Satan from city limits I had to get his take, and he was gracious enough to oblige.

Update [2002-3-7 4:5:59 by Paul Shrug]: Somebody with idle hands has stolen the posts which bore the city of Inglis's anti-Satan proclamation. C'mon, kids, 'fess up.

First off, let me state that the story is the funniest thing in the world. Especially since the ACLU is coming to Satan's aid!

Maybe we should sue the town... people there can't legally visit our site, it would seem! Think of the lost revenue of Satanodollars!

At any rate, here's what Mr. Gilmore, the High Priest of the Church of Satan, has to say about the situation:

"Mayor Carolyn Risher appears to be pulling a publicity stunt which proves the Ninth Satanic Statement: "Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!" If she sincerely believes in Satan as the "ruler of darkness," as is quoted from her proclamation, then it is amusing to me that she might suppose that the writing of such a proclamation on town letterhead would have much of an effect on a supernatural entity. Perhaps the next step would be to perform an exorcism of the town?

An article on CNN.com states that Ms. Risher claims that the events of September 11th inspired her to make this proclamation, and to me it is quite a sad thing that she may not realize that religious bigotry of any sort places one in the same camp as the fundamentalist fanatics who attacked the United States on that tragic day. If indeed she has said, as claimed in that same article, that "there are people in Inglis who needed to repent," she is apparently demonstrating intolerance for pluralism of belief - something that I posit most Americans would judge as running counter to the founding principles of the United States. Additionally, we who are aware of history know that in the past when Christianity has been allied with governments, that its methods for forcing "repentance" upon those who do not share its faith have included the rack, thumbscrews, and, ultimately, the bonfire.

I think that the danger of fundamentalist fanaticism, particularly when it is aligned with a government, whether the faith that inspires it is Islam, Christianity, or any other, should be abundantly clear to every supporter of freedom of thought."

I must say, I heartily agree with Mr. Gilmore's assessment. What do you think? Comment below!

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Satan Tells Satanosphere about being Banned in Florida: UPDATE | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
Florida (none / 0) (#1)
by Unborn Child on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 12:45:24 AM PDT
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When I am born, I hope it is not in Florida, no matter how many flowers they have there.

Also, I hope they don't actually name me Barbara.



But Child! (none / 0) (#3)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 12:50:42 AM PDT
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God's on your side, remember?? You can just waltz through Inglis, Florida and know that you're in the hands of God! It's right there on their letterhead! Inglis should be like Disneyland for you!

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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Gotta side with the horned one on this (none / 0) (#2)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 12:48:16 AM PDT
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Hate to play devil's advocate, ha ha ha, but yeah, this is one act of some clearly delusional individual. Besides, if the wide-tabbed collar outfit she's wearing in her picture isn't indicative of some great evil lurking within her clothiers, I don't know what is.

So are we gonna have to put up a mirror site called "jesussphere" or "happysphere" just for Florida?

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony



Damn. (none / 0) (#4)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 01:02:49 AM PDT
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No, no we are not. However the Captain and I have toyed with the idea of a Jesusosphere, but we have no idea what we'd do with it.

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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Probably wise not to. (none / 0) (#5)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 01:08:30 AM PDT
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We'd probably get sued for putting up something called "Jesusosphere." Gotta give Satan this: he's not a litigious son of a bitch.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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True. (none / 0) (#6)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 01:10:56 AM PDT
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But he does still get into legal tangles. View: Apple Sues Satan from a few months back.

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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Hmmm... (none / 0) (#7)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 01:25:49 AM PDT
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I wonder if Zener could tell Mr. Gilmore's future?

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified



Tell future to real Satan? (none / 0) (#8)
by Zener Card Shark (zcs@MissCleoWearsHairpieceAndTellsYouLies.com) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 04:13:05 AM PDT
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Zener Card Shark not discriminate, no sir! I no care, they black, white, red, protesting, Jujube's Witness, worship hooved one, no care, no care! I am Zener Card Shark, tell future!

But I not think Gilmour, I no think he be up for spiritual cleansing session.

I send love you,
I am Zener Card Shark!
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Perhaps the Mayor was Mistaken (none / 0) (#9)
by devonuseless (dumbass@icantbelieveisaidthatoutloud.org) on Thu Jan 31st, 2002 at 09:19:20 PM PDT
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Turns out, there's an African-Carribean Sect called Santeria that developed during the slave trades in and around Cuba, with a large following in Florida.

Maybe it isn't Satan that the Mayor is after at all!! Maybe it's African Americans'!! Anyone recall the riots around the St. Petersburg area (which, incidentally, is home to such "Satanic" bands as Deicide and Death)?

In another odd twist, the Honourable Mr. Gilmore forgot to mention this page from his own site, with a link to purchase a spellbook on Santeria!

I'll just stick with the idea that Florida is kinda lame, and I don't want to go there. Well, maybe for the Metal...

"I'm tryin'/I'm tryin' to/Drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away"



The webpage is incorrect.. (none / 0) (#10)
by diabolicom on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 03:09:15 AM PDT
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There is no twist. You linked to the wrong website. The website you linked to is owned by someone who would like you to think that he knew something. It is not affiliated with the Church of Satan in any way whatsoever.
There are links to suggested reading on the Church of Satan webiste. The official URL for the onely official Church of Satan website is:
http://www.churchofsatan.com

Thanks,
Kevin I. Slaughter
http://www.diaboli.com

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For what it's worth... (none / 0) (#11)
by devonuseless (dumbass@icantbelieveisaidthatoutloud.org) on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 06:43:48 PM PDT
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my most humble apologies to those concerned.

"I'm tryin'/I'm tryin' to/Drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away"
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Yup. (none / 0) (#12)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 11:03:00 PM PDT
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He's right, homes. There's two different Church of Satan's. The link you provided was for the "First Church of Satan" whereas Mr. Gilmore is from the "Church of Satan", the one started by Anton L.

For my money's worth, the only one that matters.

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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