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N'SYNC to appear in new Star Wars flick

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By evangelion, Section Culture
Posted on Fri Jan 11th, 2002 at 12:21:43 AM PDT
N'SYNC to appear in Star Wars Episode II
Unfortunately, this has been confirmed.

Update [2002-1-9 18:18:50 by matt]: He's right folks. Here's some more from VH1.com.

Update [2002-1-10 23:57:12 by Quacky]: Rejoice! for N'SYNC has been CUT!!! [and remember, you heard it here second]

Update [2002-1-12 20:18:50 by matt]:They're back in it!? Are they pulling our strings? What are they doing!? N'Sync Strikes Back! This is getting silly!

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Yes, because Lucas has gone gooneybird.
No, boy bands lack the Force.

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N'SYNC to appear in new Star Wars flick | 17 comments (17 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
gotta throw a fit!! (none / 0) (#1)
by Geek Foot on Fri Jan 4th, 2002 at 03:35:21 PM PDT
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AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

this could be the worst thing ever to happen to star wars!!! george, you fucking moron!! i don't care how cute your daughter is, never let family talk you into casting a part for a hunk of shit boy band that deserves to have light sabers jammed into every orifice of their body repeatedly until sweet sweet death removes them from our existence.

they even get to be freaking jedi!!!!!! this is so unfair.

oh well, at least the near-total destruction of the jedi by the imperials can be looked at as a good thing now...




<ct> Even bears won't drink Busch


My understanding (none / 0) (#2)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Jan 4th, 2002 at 08:45:37 PM PDT
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...is that they'll only appear briefly, then get blown to bits by Imperial forces.

(Sigh) If only art imitated life all the time.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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Let's talk Satano-scoop. (none / 0) (#3)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 12:35:47 AM PDT
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This is coming out in an upcoming Equirer. It proves that not only has he lost his mind, but especially when his adopted kids are involved.

I just got from Modesto, CA, my first hometown. Also George Lucas's. Seems my cousin Tim and a friend (whose name I know not) were at a Krispy Kreme in the area between there and Fresno. There was a large group of people there and a few SUVs out side. They didn't really know what was going on until after the large group had left.

Standing there, looking lost and confused, was a little boy.

They took the kid up to the counter and told the cashier/donutmonger. He freaked out and made a quick phone call. About 15 minutes later, one of the aforementioned SUVs drove up and a suit got out, took the kid, and left.

"What the hell?", asks my cousin's friend.

"Oh, that was George Lucas and his group. That's his son."

He left his son at a fucking Krispy Kreme in Fresno! And the Enquirer bought the story. Tim's friend has the check for $600 to prove it.

Yup, maybe he's insane.

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified



Are you sure about that Matt? (none / 0) (#5)
by femmefierce (towncrier@drunkytown.com) on Sun Jan 6th, 2002 at 05:14:50 AM PDT
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I recently saw Ron Howard promoting A Beautiful Mind on Jay Leno, and he told the same story about how he left his child behind at a donut shop, and I'm sure it was in Fresno. Possibly the wrong director?! Not that I care. Oh, yeah, NSYNC will be the downfall of us all.

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Originally, I was going to vote this down (none / 0) (#4)
by Vladinator (scottlockwood@hotmail.com) on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 01:03:09 AM PDT
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But the GL story in the comments must be preserved.


This is all too easy to understand. Now with TWICE the NEW!


Someone said "no"... (none / 0) (#6)
by Ivan (TheBaronvonDoom@yahoo.com) on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 12:47:24 AM PDT
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so who was it? c'mon, fess up. Who among us doesnt believe Lucas has lost his proverbial marbles? Whoever you are, shame on you! SHAME! As if Jar Jar wasnt bad enough...well, at least they get all blowed up. hee hee.

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I've seen N'Sync (on tv) (none / 0) (#7)
by hot blooded (ilovedraculaBUTIHATESPAM@hotmail.com) on Mon Jan 7th, 2002 at 06:24:14 PM PDT
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and I've seen Jar Jar, and you know what? Jar Jar is worse. So actually I'm not surprised, or disappointed, because I got all that business out of the way after Episode I. I for one do not need George Lucas in my life letting me down by making stinky movies and tempting me into seeing them with cool special effects. I'm not wasting my time waiting in some stupid line on opening nite to be crushed by the cinematic failure of Attack of the Clowns. It's now been 25 years since Star Wars and it's more than clear he's senile or something, which is sad but lets all just accept it and move on.

hb: I'm having a party in my refrigerator and you're invited.
sw: That's so cool!



What's the fuss about? (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by bob on Sat Jan 12th, 2002 at 01:14:27 AM PDT
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I saw the previews for AOTC and it was obvious that the idiot they got to play Anakin has ZERO acting talent. Hamill looks like Brando compared to him. It looks like AOTC is going to be a 2-hour root canal. So who the fuck cares if some boy band is stuck in the background??? They could troop out Rod Stewart, Three Dog Night, Barbara Feldon & the corpse of Liberace throughout the movie and it wouldn't make it any worse than it is already.



Amusing side note: (none / 0) (#9)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Sun Jan 13th, 2002 at 11:02:20 AM PDT
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I was in a local eating establishment tonight, and a few people were discussing old pop culture stars of the 70's. Well, I don't really know what they were discussing, but I overheard the following exchange which amused me greatly:

He: "What was that one guy... you know..."

She: "Who?"

He: "Oh, I remember... Mark Hamill."

She: "No, it wasn't Mark Hamill. Mark Hamill was the figure skater."

He: "Oh yeah."

Apparently they'd skipped out on the Star Wars series, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, AND Corvette Summer. Imagine that.

Dorothy Hamill must really feel like shit, eh?

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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See? (none / 0) (#10)
by BetweenNames on Mon Jan 14th, 2002 at 09:08:12 PM PDT
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I'm glad to hear you were in a local eating establishment. That wasn't so hard, was it? And see what rewarding eavesdropping experiences you can have when you muster up some courage, and venture out into the world!? Keep going out and don't forget to keep those ears open. People say all sorts of amusingly stupid things.... often!

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Thanks Names. (none / 0) (#11)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Mon Jan 14th, 2002 at 09:59:22 PM PDT
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Full disclosure, however: The establishment was in Lacey. Still not headed downtown for a bit, even if the grilled sandwiches at Darby's are delectable enough to distract me from my eavesdropping...

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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ShrugProject for 2002 (none / 0) (#12)
by bob on Mon Jan 14th, 2002 at 11:28:34 PM PDT
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Sounds like a great new project: eat at a Lacey establishment once a week, write down the crazy/weird/lame stuff overheard, and gather them together for an avant-garde spoken word presentation. You could call it "Lacey Shrugged."

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Not bad. (none / 0) (#13)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Mon Jan 14th, 2002 at 11:33:33 PM PDT
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Anything to keep me out of Shelton on a Saturday night.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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shelton (none / 0) (#16)
by skinbryd (one_fine_babe@hotmail.com) on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 06:57:57 PM PDT
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Shelton's not that bad really















I must be on crack what am I saying Shelton sucks ass Just glad I got out of it when I did

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It's got a nice park (none / 0) (#17)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Mon Jan 21st, 2002 at 02:06:58 AM PDT
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...somewhere, forget where.

And remember, do drop in at the Dew Drop Inn.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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MP3 (none / 0) (#14)
by Well Fei Hung on Tue Jan 15th, 2002 at 12:58:19 AM PDT
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For those who care, here's an MP3 of the phone call.
--

Once upon a Time in China...



Alright! (none / 0) (#15)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 10:14:16 PM PDT
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It gets better.

I was able to turn up this great poster parody.

Also, the nice people at ESPN are getting in on the action with the poll we should've had. ESPN spouting Star Wars humor!? Gosh...

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified



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