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Kids will be kids. Evil kids, but still kids.
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By matt, Section News
Posted on Fri Nov 15th, 2002 at 08:36:30 AM PDT
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Growing up, the biggest thing I ever got in trouble for was bringing a box of bullets to school. I didn't mean to do any damage, Columbine style or otherwise. I was walking to the school bus, and they were sitting under this car in a white trash neighbor's driveway. My A-Team-soaked brain thought it'd be really cool if I had real bullets with me, so I picked the box up.
When I showed them to a kid, I was in instant trouble. They waited till I got to the school, then took them away. I was so busted. Suspended for a few days only, after my dad talked to them.
I wasn't a bad kid, I was just dumb. Here, however, are some examples of bad, bad kids.
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| The terrorists seem to be everywhere, and anyone can be one, even a boy in the 4th grade. Well, that's not exactly the case, but that's what the police thought when an 11-year old boy made repeated bomb threats to the store his mom worked at, apparently not liking her new schedule. Ossama bin Laden could not be reached for comment.
At least the kid was just faking. And didn't have his loser dad to blame. See, this kid's dad got him and his brothers and friends all boozed up, then let him drive around for awhile. He was 15. He wrecked the truck, and kids died. The story itself is very sad and worth the read. More proof- White Trash Suck.
But not as sad as our final contestant. She's 4, and is a killer. Apparently jealous of his new brother's attention, she beat him to death. Her 9-year old brother went to check on the baby, only to find him not breathing. DSHS is investigating.
No one knows why she could do something so violent, but there are theories. Mine is that she saw some crazy woman reading the bible to children naked. I'm not kidding. Nothing like that happened at my school.
And maybe we're all better for it. |
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