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I LIEK MILK!!!

Funny!
By mayoknave, Section Culture
Posted on Fri Feb 1st, 2002 at 11:30:32 PM PDT
Ladies, I've found the dream man for you. Now don't you all claw each other's eyes out fighting over this winner. He's kinda cute and certainly enthusiastic.

My first poll!
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Poll
Hitoshi's best quality is:
His killer fastball.
His encyclopedic appreciation of music.
His grasp of THE ENGLISH!
His grasp of THE GERMAN!
His appreciation of all things dairy.
His enticing living situation.
His sexy innuendos and kinky ideas!
His brash confidence which is reflected through his charming smile.

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I LIEK MILK!!! | 7 comments (3 topical, 4 editorial, 0 hidden)
I think I saw that guy in a video (none / 0) (#5)
by spamkabuki on Wed Feb 6th, 2002 at 01:03:32 AM PDT
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There was this video where an older fatter guy would drink milk and spew it out his nose. He could vomit on cue also. He was trying to teach a younger guy how to do this. Then they both did this onto a "naked womens"!

Damn Japanese pr0n videos...

=== "I get it. Spam is like a kind of American kabuki." -Momoko Shimizu




Oh man! (none / 0) (#6)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Wed Feb 6th, 2002 at 07:32:14 PM PDT
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Don't even get me started on weird Japanese pr0n!

I knew a girl here in my town from Japan. She was totally into weird Japanese porn. She made me watch this one where a young lady was tied to a table and a guy in a lab coat (!) would insert various things into her cooter. Starting with a pencil and working his way up to a a live fucking octopus, which slowly climbed it's way out while she writhed! The single most disturbing thing I've ever seen, maybe. Or not. You fucks have posted some damn scary stuff on this site, I tell you.

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Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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Live Action (none / 0) (#7)
by spamkabuki on Thu Feb 21st, 2002 at 09:17:00 PM PDT
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I guess that was an attempt to recreate the typical hentai tentacle gangbang motif.

Just thinking about that gives me an awful feeling. Where's my remote...?

=== "I get it. Spam is like a kind of American kabuki." -Momoko Shimizu


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