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For Sale - Sanity - (sorry, out of stock)
By Verminator, Section Weird Posted on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 05:34:58 PM PDT

Ever wanted to buy some stuff from a mental patient? Now's your chance. These folks are auctioning off their things and you could get some of it for the right price.

I'm saving my cash to buy the mother of mother-of-pearl, the border, and Metallica. What do you guys want to buy?
Also check out the poetry and etiquette sections for more great mental patient fun.

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For Sale - Sanity - (sorry, out of stock) | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

vastly weird (none / 0) (#1)
by BugCatcher (sharkbabe14@hotSPAMNOTWANTEDmail.com) on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 05:19:46 PM PDT
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I'm only partway through this site but I can already say it's quite entertaining. I have no idea if it's real or fake or whatever but it's funny. Be sure to check out the Palm Pilot Urinator... sounds like the 'must-have' accessory for the hip geek set. Get one now and be the first one at happies...

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Amazing. (none / 0) (#3)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 07:15:08 PM PDT
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Fake, but so so so amazing. Nice work, Verm.

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Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified
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them there crazy guys (none / 0) (#2)
by Geek Foot on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 05:25:57 PM PDT
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i got dibs on last night's medication!

"They put it in my mouth. I didn't swallow. The savings I pass along to YOU!!!

okay, okay, so he doesn't swallow..big deal.

i'd really like a knuckle sammich too! mmmmmmm....knuckles...arrrrrrahhhh...

<ct> Even bears won't drink Busch

The poems (none / 0) (#4)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 08:41:37 PM PDT
(User Info) http://museumpoparch.blogspot.com

Oh, my, the poems are wonderful.

I'm quite inspired by this whole thing, really. I'm happy mental patients can carve a niche in free enterprise.

Maybe I should publish my diaries. Heh.

--Shrug
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