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It's Haiku Fever!
By femmefierce, Section Culture Posted on Thu Jun 6th, 2002 at 04:11:25 PM PDT

Mullets have long been glorified as the most versatile hairstyle that a person can ever have the joy of sporting.Since there seems to be a jones for haiku around here lately, let's bring the two together shall we?

Well, mulletlovers.com has already beaten us to it! I'm not offering any of my own work 'cause I just know I can't compete with this. But I'll offer a sampling:
This super cool hair
and a bucket of chicken:
What more could I want?
Also, no one can top this guy's hair perfection. There's more where that came from.

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It's Haiku Fever! | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Quite Correct. (none / 0) (#1)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jun 6th, 2002 at 03:15:36 PM PDT
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We do love our haiku. Let me try my first mullet haiku here:

Biblical Samson
if his hair gave him power
then watch your back, God.

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified

What I wonder is... (none / 0) (#2)
by BugCatcher (sharkbabe14@hotSPAMNOTWANTEDmail.com) on Thu Jun 6th, 2002 at 04:24:12 PM PDT
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how did FemmeFierce happen to come upon this treasure trove of Mullet inspired poetry? Just casually browsing the internet for Mullet resources, or do you have a secret hankering for a Mullet-crowned hunk?

BugCatcher blogs at Bugsplat

Teeheehee (none / 0) (#3)
by femmefierce (towncrier@drunkytown.com) on Fri Jun 7th, 2002 at 03:28:20 AM PDT
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Some people just can't resist the mullet: business in front and a party in the back! But as for my sordid personal preferences, a lady never tells...

Here's my mullet haiku (none / 0) (#4)
by ZomBfied (poundofflesh@hotmail.com) on Sun Jun 9th, 2002 at 08:26:34 PM PDT
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OK I had one,
But it was cool then I swear!
1989.

Such is the danger of my quest, that in fighting evil I will be corrupted by it.
On that day my soul will submit to the savagery of war.
-ROM