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Science
By hot blooded, Section Sci-Tech
Posted on Tue Oct 14th, 2003 at 07:09:22 PM PDT
C'mon, get your shit together, chop chop!

Soon we will be able to change the channel on the TV without even having to find the remote control.

Then again, who cares about that? The logical conclusion of all this could only be MIND-CONTROL PLAYSTATIONS. Well, that and an army of super-intelligent telepathic monkeys. I just hope they don't have a taste for human flesh.

But hey, monkeys eat your face off? No big. Just have Dr. Panyiotis Zavos grow you a new one. In fact, for the low low price of $150,000 he'll grow a whole new you!

Oh, and you know what else? Motherfucking SPACE ELEVATOR. I WANT A SPACE ELEVATOR! I think that if I ran for president on a pro-space elevator platform, I would win. What do you think?

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Dude, I'm all about it. (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Tue Oct 14th, 2003 at 05:26:46 PM PDT
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Robots. Monkeys. Space elevators. Anal waxing.

Best entry we've had in awhile. Thanks, champ!

_____

Who has the "Oblique Diary Crown" right now? Rat? Well hand it over, buddy. -Zombified



Hey no prob... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by hot blooded (ilovedraculaBUTIHATESPAM@hotmail.com) on Wed Oct 15th, 2003 at 12:56:49 AM PDT
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Am I the only one being totally hypnotized by that flash animation? I feel like I could watch it for hours...

hb: I'm having a party in my refrigerator and you're invited.
sw: That's so cool!

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that's... (none / 0) (#3)
by uniball vision micro on Mon Oct 20th, 2003 at 06:33:36 PM PDT
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Am I the only one being totally hypnotized by that flash animation?

Yes it must be.

I feel like I could watch it for hours...

Don't worry it's a side affect of the drugs. It will pass in time.

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frankly (none / 0) (#4)
by uniball vision micro on Mon Oct 20th, 2003 at 06:38:39 PM PDT
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Robots.

Frankly after the Ani-matrix 2 part short about just how the nasty vile robots accomplished their little Stalanist paradise I have a very well developed sense that we need to have a Hitler in the wings to kill the robots in the future.

Of course just how a group of moron robots was able to steal Saudi Arabia away from Muslim fanataics and survive a massive thermonuclear bombardment is beyond me.

Monkeys.

There is some speculation that monkeys are the source of AIDS in it's original non-Human form. That was contracted by jungle game poachers from their contact with the monkeys largely from their culling of bush meat.

I mean isn't it just worth it to eat more expensive meat you randomly find in the jungle than just buying hamburger (which they can buy in most of these places).

Space elevators.

I guess that might be interesting but still it's not something that I would 100% support due to all the fun that a seismic event could create.

Anal waxing.

I'm not touching a topic that I havn't even got the definition of handy.

It's probably some silly homosexual practice.

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