There has been a lot of controversy this year, with Halloween falling on what some refer to as the lord's day. But I don't want to deal with that crap. Let others figure that shit out! I WANT CANDY!
A quick search to find the story of the beginning of the tradition brings me to my Irish roots. Well that's just groovy, but that's just the beginning. I want candy, must finish this.
It seems that there was a secret taping of some of the candy creators' meetings. Shall we listen in? Ah, I see. I don't want any fuckin Pixie Sticks, gimme chocolate!
"Bela Lagosi's Dead!"
It seems that Satan get behind all sorts of products. I find that all very reassuring, and amusing. And tasty. But that doesn't satisfy my hunger of the day.
"Me and My Girlfriend Like Watching Horror Movies"
Satan seems to get credit for more kinds of candy than I knew about. This little yummy looks real real really, oh yeah, baby, let me rub it on my...! Sorry 'bout that. But does it come in CHOCOLATE?
So we got and idea of what candy some folks think are associated with Satan. That begs the question of what candy is considered good enough for the other camp, is there a righteous candy? Ahh, there is one. But wait, isn't that stuff...? Now that's funny! But not chocolate.
What kinda candy would you get if you went trick or treating in Hell? Would it be exotic? Would it be decadent? I'm guessing that it would be more like this stuff. Gaaah! I don't think so!
"Devil's In My Car"
I know exactly what I want! I haven't had it in years. But it all comes flooding back to me. I guess this is my private hell and Satan is laughing at me (or a
reasonable facsimile). Well, I guess I can go over and grab myself an equivalent to a MD 20/20 chocolate high.
"I Want Candy"
