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Cactus Jack Manson for President
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Columns Posted on Mon Aug 23rd, 2004 at 10:59:40 AM PDT

I have a conversation in my mind where a father is putting his son to bed, and we have 40 million people living below the poverty line, 30 million other people that low-wage labor is failing them, and this kid being put to bed says, 'Daddy, I'm hungry.' And there's no excuse for going to bed hungry in the land of plenty. And the father says, 'Hey, that may be. But at least those two gay people you'll never meet in a city you'll never be in can't get married.' It just seems like our priorities are out of order. Mick Foley

Sorry, there's not much to this column. I just wanted to put Mick's quote up.
His new book is being published as we speak. It's a children's book and it's about current WWE superstars as kids living on the same block. This is a private joke but I know someone on SOS who can sue for having their idea stolen. (And surprisingly, it's not me.)

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[insert joke about WCW here] (none / 0) (#1)
by Geek Foot on Mon Aug 23rd, 2004 at 09:21:11 PM PDT
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Former wrestler arrested for prostitution ring

SMYRNA, Ga. - Former professional wrestler Harrison "Hardbody" Norris has been arrested on charges he bailed women out of jail and then forced them into prostitution.

The wrestler, whose real name is Norris Harrison Jr., was with World Championship Wrestling from 1994 to 1999. He was arrested Wednesday on three charges of false imprisonment.

Harrison, 38, of Cartersville, befriended women by getting them out of jail and giving them a place to stay, said Smyrna police spokesman Clark Pino. Then he forced them into prostitution to repay the debt, Pino said.

Police made the arrest after three women said Harrison had been holding them against their will for 11 days to three months, Pino said. Three other women living with Harrison did not file complaints and weren't charged, and another woman was arrested on a probation violation.

"Once he gained their confidence, he would then take personal items from them and force them to prostitute for him until they paid off their debt," Pino said.

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p.s. (none / 0) (#2)
by Geek Foot on Mon Aug 23rd, 2004 at 09:25:03 PM PDT
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I'd totally vote for Cactus jack in a second!! Honestly, I think that's why they pulled the 'Hulkster for President' campaign 4 years ago. The realization that T. Hogan could actually pick up a large amount of the popular vote probably scared Vince a little too much, especially considering how jealous Vince would've been when Hulkster wouldn't give him the Vice-Presidency. Still, anything's better than Jesse Ventura in the White House.

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