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By matt, Section Satanosphere
Posted on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 01:49:04 PM PDT
Right, just wanted to send out a heartfelt "Happy Holidays!" to all you Satanousers out there from the Satanosphere staff. The site's getting busy again, which is good. It's beena fine year with fewer births than last year (bastards).

That being said, I know alot of you are having things turn around in your lives right now, for good or bad. At Thanxgiving, you're sposed to go around the table and list shit you're thankful for. Since the site is a virtual turkey dinner with gravy, why not use this chance to post to your other satanouser what you're thankful for?

Go on, get mushy. It's that time of the year!
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I'll Start (none / 0) (#1)
by King Dinosaur (KingD@Hailtotheking.com) on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 04:13:44 PM PDT
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I'm thankful for the ever-amazing human capacity for forgiveness. Thank you to all my friends for sticking around through all my tantrums, mood-swings, depressions, deceits, conceits, ego-tripping, low-self-esteeming and just plain cantankerousnessing.

And I'm thankful for an alternative to Christmas for those that are fed up.

Happy Festivus!


"It ain't no broken." - Scott Taylor



Oh, and... (none / 0) (#2)
by King Dinosaur (KingD@Hailtotheking.com) on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 04:35:49 PM PDT
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...thanks to everybody for your condolences.

"It ain't no broken." - Scott Taylor
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No! (none / 0) (#3)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 09:58:48 PM PDT
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I already gave you my thankful lists, Hicks... three of 'em. Plus they've all been sold to Reader's Digest for their "Humor in Uniform" column (before you ask, I wore scrubs to the pitch meeting).

Instead, how about I give you one of my patented year-end Top 10 lists? Like... I don't know, something like... maybe.....

Paul Shrug's Favorite 10 Character Suggestions for Future Chapters of R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet":
  • Mike, the bipolar electrician
  • Dolores, the insatiable claims adjuster
  • Traci, the plain-looking kleptomaniac administrative assistant
  • Antonio, the oversexed ambassador to Luxembourg
  • Mr. Bingles, the incontinent kiddie clown
  • Samantha, the girl at the salad bar who is legally prohibited from handling a set of tongs
  • G-Morph, the bacterium that turned into a rap star after a janitorial accident
  • CX222-57B, the computer chip who's wanted for armed robbery
  • Cookie, the clairvoyant French poodle
  • The entire population of Tumwater, Washington
  • (On the off-chance you have no idea what "Trapped in the Closet" is, here. It is the comedy smash of the year. It's as funny as The 40-Year-Old Virgin.)

    --Shrug
    Now Doing Weddings And Irony



    LOL (none / 0) (#4)
    by Starwing on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 11:14:08 PM PDT
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    Samantha: the girl at the salad bar who is legally prohibited from handling a set of tongs

    That's just fucking hysterical....

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    exclusive lyric from Chapter 15 (none / 0) (#5)
    by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Dec 23rd, 2005 at 11:39:11 PM PDT
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    "I told this PYT I wanted some chickpeas
    So I said 'Baby, can you give me some please?'
    She said 'Yeah'
    But then she said 'Oh'
    Then I said 'What?'
    Then she said 'No'
    'See I had this little accident in 2003
    When I was just an intern attending an open-heart surgery
    And I dropped some tongs into this sucka's cavity
    Now his pelvis makes a squeaking noise when he has to pee
    So I can't use no tongs on you baby
    But here's my number if you wanna have a menage-a-three'
    I said 'That's fly, hope you like midgets'
    She said 'Long as there's a hundred or so for me in it'"
    So we went back in the clo-SET
    We went back in the clo-SET
    We stormed back in clo-SET
    We goose-stepped into the clo-SET...
    (Sigh) They don't write 'em....

    --Shrug
    Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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