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Are *YOU* possessed?

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By Starwing, Section Weird
Posted on Fri Nov 24th, 2006 at 11:49:49 AM PDT
While bowsing the random stories on the home page, this story by Quacky came up, in which some guy burst into a funeral and claimed to be the Devil (and then God).

This got me thinking: "Starwing, you should Google 'Are you possessed?' and see what comes up."

As you may have guessed, this link from the Methodists came up.

poll

(BTW: I think I was a Methodist when I was hooked on Crystal-Meth.)

The story from the Methodists has to deal with material possessions, which I suppose, get in the way of one's relationship with "God". I was thinking more of a demonic type of possession. While the Methodidts may believe that owning something constitutes "possession", That wasn't exactly what I was shooting for.

This site however, lists some qualities of being demon-possessed, among which are:

  1. : violence - extreme cruelty; e.g. torturers, serial killers and serial arsonists
  2. : sexual perversion - e.g. homosexuality & unsanctioned sexual activity
  3. : greed - e.g. intense need for power or money
  4. : unnatural charisma - e.g. cult leadership
  5. : addictions - alcohol, drugs, gambling etc
  6. : supernatural abilities
(Hmm... 6 symptoms....)

Ok.. what is: "unsanctioned sexual activity"? (wikkipedia.org has no info on that. Feel free to create an entry.) Does gayness mean you are demon possessed? Evidently, you cannot be "saved" if you are gay. Or can you?

As far as addictions... I think I might be addicted to air, as well as those others listed. (I think we all should get ourselves a drink at this point.)

Money? I need more, but that's because society demands I have it. How about you?

I'm not violent, except in certain thoughts, But if what Jesus said is true, then your thoughts equal actions, in which case...

Unnatural charisma? I just have an annoying one. (Doesn't this make EVERY televangelist possessed?)

And as far as "supernatural powers" are concerned, Jesus walked on water. Obviously, he was demon possessed.

This simple test can answer if you are demon possessed. But I think the most comprehensive test is here.

Take the quiz, then vote in the poll.

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Poll
Are *YOU* possessed?
According to the comprehensive test, yes.
Accoring to the simple test, yes.
Both the above.
According to the simple test yes, but the comprehensive test says no.
No, according to both.
I could make a better test. (Probably because I'm *possessed*!!!)

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Are *YOU* possessed? | 5 comments (3 topical, 2 editorial, 1 hidden)
I believe... (none / 0) (#3)
by Dead Air (deadair3@lycos.com) on Mon Nov 27th, 2006 at 11:16:01 PM PDT
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...that "unsanctioned sexuality" is sex before the U.N. gets involved.

Oddly, I do things other places.



maybe... (none / 0) (#5)
by Kami904 on Fri Jan 19th, 2007 at 09:25:58 PM PDT
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if you consider being possessed may cause you to have terrific "hunger" for something that isn't food[not zombie-food,aka "brains"]..nor water,or even dirt..like you can't live without it&want it all the time and can't even feel alive or awake without it...maybe I'm just a pillhead.



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