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shoeboy's Diary
By shoeboy, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 08:01:30 AM PDT
I'm in Houston with my nubile fiance, and we're having dinner when the terrible thing happens.

She tells me that she thinks D.H. Lawrence is better than James Joyce and specifically that "Lady Chatterly's Lover" is superior to both "Ulysses" and everything in "The Dubliners."

Despite misgivings, I'm still going through with the engagement. I must truly love her to overlook such a thing.

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O Jamesy let me up out of this... (none / 0) (#1)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 01:21:22 PM PDT
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n/t

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony



Hahahaha-ahhhhh-Hahahahahahaha!!! (none / 0) (#2)
by King Dinosaur (KingD@Hailtotheking.com) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 02:25:44 PM PDT
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...sorry.

"It ain't no broken." - Scott Taylor



I'd be running for the hills (none / 0) (#3)
by Mister Rum n Coke (mdhpiper@hotmail.com) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 05:51:46 PM PDT
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yes and I remembered dinner in the yes Lonestar State when she committed blasphemy yes in angelica Whostun wehaveaproblem her nebulile skin yes her ticklish ivories Chatterling away yes sacredreligioning Joyce the odd almighty berater of Erin in Europe yes The Dead yes The Cloud yes Pomes Pennyeach yes

***

Canker is a disease of plants
Cancer one of animals

***

She'll apologize...if she won't, the eagles will eat out her eyes.


I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas!! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire!



n/s (none / 0) (#4)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 07:07:48 PM PDT
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The first paragraph of this comment is the greatest SOS comment ever.

CLEVER, VERY

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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uhh (none / 0) (#5)
by Starwing on Thu Apr 6th, 2006 at 12:19:38 AM PDT
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What's a nubian?

        S   T   A   R   W   I   N   G
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


(ahem) (none / 0) (#8)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Thu Apr 6th, 2006 at 01:24:34 PM PDT
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Here's a clue: Do you remember The Brady Bunch? None of them were nubian.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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In her defense (none / 0) (#6)
by ZomBfied (poundofflesh@hotmail.com) on Thu Apr 6th, 2006 at 01:01:44 AM PDT
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The movie Lady Chatterly's Lover had significantly more tits in it than any adaptation of Joyce's Ulysses.

Such is the danger of my quest, that in fighting evil I will be corrupted by it.
On that day my soul will submit to the savagery of war.
-ROM



n/s (none / 0) (#7)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Thu Apr 6th, 2006 at 01:21:33 PM PDT
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Apparently you have never seen the Ron Jeremy version of Ulysses. The opening "shaving" scene, for one thing, is totally different from the book.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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n/s (none / 0) (#9)
by Mister Rum n Coke (mdhpiper@hotmail.com) on Fri Apr 7th, 2006 at 06:23:06 AM PDT
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So then, was it Ron Jeremy's tits that we saw a lot of in that version?


I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas!! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire!
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n/a (none / 0) (#10)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Apr 7th, 2006 at 11:18:17 AM PDT
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How to tell 'em apart?

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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Well (none / 0) (#11)
by ZomBfied (poundofflesh@hotmail.com) on Fri Apr 7th, 2006 at 11:30:52 AM PDT
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There's this hippie mucical where people get naked. What's the name of that again?

Such is the danger of my quest, that in fighting evil I will be corrupted by it.
On that day my soul will submit to the savagery of war.
-ROM
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Musical (none / 0) (#12)
by ZomBfied (poundofflesh@hotmail.com) on Fri Apr 7th, 2006 at 11:31:40 AM PDT
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...hippie musical

Such is the danger of my quest, that in fighting evil I will be corrupted by it.
On that day my soul will submit to the savagery of war.
-ROM
[ Parent ]



n/s (none / 0) (#13)
by Paul Shrug (paulshrug@YourSadCareerAsASpammer.gmail.com) on Fri Apr 7th, 2006 at 02:10:48 PM PDT
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We have a winner for Oxymoron of the Day.

--Shrug
Now Doing Weddings And Irony
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