Satanosphere is Dead! Long live Satanosphere!People are dying. People are screwing animals. Celebrities are slicing their wrists and serving fifteen-minute jail sentences.
Olympian Wheaties are being pissed in, albums and movies are being reviewed, Britney's clam was showing.
After a long dormant hibernation Satanosphere is about to rise from the ashes. Just as soon as we kick some DailyKos butt, burn Blogspot to the ground, bulldoze Myspace and knock over Field Gulls.
Arise, Sir Satanosphere! Babies, marriages and job security shall not oppress you.