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Heaven is a half pipe
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Dec 5th, 2001 at 12:53:46 AM PDT
Damn you hot blooded. Yes, im 14, and I despise you for guessing right. Am I that see through, or are you just really bright. And... I dont do alotta drugs since the last incident...*cough* (2 comments, 342 words in story) Full Story

I wish I had a Mastercard.
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Dec 3rd, 2001 at 12:38:16 AM PDT
Ski mask - $30, Trenchcoat - $80. Machine gun - $300. Look on your classmates face's - pricelss. There are somethings money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard (8 comments, 227 words in story) Full Story

AHHHHHHH#@$%&*($%^&
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Dec 2nd, 2001 at 03:48:18 AM PDT
Thanks for explaining what those pills meant.. do they cause permenant sleep too? If you take too many? I have someone I want to try them on, like my mother. (6 comments, 328 words in story) Full Story

Stupid fucking HTML
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 02:25:41 AM PDT
Why didnt the Italic thing work!! wtf am I doing wrong :/ (3 comments, 174 words in story) Full Story

<i>Why doesnt anyone respect the empty minded?</i>
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Dec 1st, 2001 at 02:07:35 AM PDT
The ones of us that are considered empty minded, are the most sane, because they are not afraid to seem empty minded to those of us who think theyre so intelligent. I dont feel so bad about being empty minded now, having said that. Hot blood: "smitten with your youthful vigor and unrehearsed brilliance?" Thank you, im charmed, I guess the youthful vigor comes naturally.. being in my teens and all. Paul Shrug- I dont get you. At all. Someone please explain to me what Robotussin means.. and whats NyQuill. Damn rednecks. Too much bullshit is happening everywhere, nothing I rave on about, hasnt been raved on about before, piece of shit. -Antichrist (2 comments) Comments >>

I killed jesus. So i can take his place.
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Nov 29th, 2001 at 07:17:19 PM PDT
wtf is ths intro for anyway? (9 comments, 179 words in story) Full Story

You suck
By Antichrist, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Nov 29th, 2001 at 04:44:33 AM PDT
I am god. Fucking bow. (6 comments, 48 words in story) Full Story