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Cocktails and memories of torture on Capitol Hill...
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Last night I dreamt of Danger Kitty. At least 3 times.
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Soothing the savage beast...
By Dagmar, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jan 6th, 2004 at 03:12:13 PM PDT
Ummmmmm, there's nothing like vicodin and a big cozy bed to take the edge off a very grouchy girl. I just took a three hour nap, complete with three very fuzzy kitties and many fun drug induced dreams. I had dreams about swimming and sex and death and flying. Now I need to eat. (8 comments) Comments >>

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