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Death Watch '06: Joseph Barbera
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Dec 19th, 2006 at 11:35:42 PM PDT
This one hurts kids. Joseph Barbera, one-half of the great animation production team of Hanna-Barbera, is Yabba-dabba dead at 95. (3 comments, 125 words in story) Full Story

Okay, Demos...
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Nov 9th, 2006 at 11:03:58 AM PDT
...time to put your money where your collective mouth is. My life better substantially improve in the next couple of years. (4 comments, 46 words in story) Full Story

Next year's Night of the Living Tribute Bands...
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Oct 29th, 2006 at 02:37:27 PM PDT
We've got dibs on MANOWAR!! So don't even think about it!! (23 words in story) Full Story

Tomorrow night - Holy Shit.
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Oct 27th, 2006 at 09:03:03 AM PDT
This year's Night Of The Living Tribute Bands is featuring Rodeo Kill as Iggy and the Stooges, in case you didn't know. Pretty cool, huh? Even cooler when you learn that Iggy is to be portrayed by RK's own Outlaw Oly! That's right - me and my gal are going schlong-shopping this afternoon! It's gonna be loud, lewd, bloody and, well...very Iggy. (1 comment, 92 words in story) Full Story

Marnie Nixon is Coming!!
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Oct 25th, 2006 at 12:22:28 PM PDT
Marnie Nixon!!! (6 comments, 2 words in story) Full Story

I've got asparagus stuck in my teeth
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Oct 13th, 2006 at 12:25:56 PM PDT
And now my pee smells funny. (9 words in story) Full Story

There's a Knife in My Back
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 29th, 2006 at 10:10:53 AM PDT
I'd ask somebody to pull it out, but at this point I don't trust anybody enough to do that. (3 comments, 22 words in story) Full Story

Rodeo Kill Wins Award for "BEST (ALT) COUNTRY BAND"
By King Dinosaur, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Sep 25th, 2006 at 09:31:21 AM PDT
Well, I got a $150 speeding ticket and had to bust through a traffic jam to get there, but on Saturday night, Rodeo Kill rocked T-town's Jazzbones and made a few new friends... ...and won a lava-lamp with our name engraved on it! (poll) (2 comments, 71 words in story) Full Story

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