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The Dangerous Tammy T is Officially Tougher than Me
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jul 17th, 2008 at 08:32:04 AM PDT
Last night while enjoying Olympia's downtown party scene I took part in a weekly trivia contest that often devolves into drunken debauchery for the twenty-somethings who can handle it on a working night. My experiences there rarely exceed a single glass of beer and last night in particular I hadn't wanted to drink at all - I had been awake since 4:00am and knew I'd be tired at work the next morning, I didn't want to intensify it with the fatigue that follows a heavy binge. (584 words in story) Full Story

We desperately need to recruit new writers
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 5th, 2007 at 09:51:07 AM PDT
Olyblog's getting to goddamned repulsive, we need piss, vinegar, vitriol and firestorms again. And links to porn too, of course. (5 comments) Comments >>

As long as nobody else posts here
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 4th, 2007 at 07:12:53 PM PDT
I'm just going to put all my dumb diaries on the front page. Comments >>

Just for the Record
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:16:25 AM PDT
I've matured. I no longer drink plain old rum 'n' cokes made with mouthwash. No Sir. It's 151 for me these days. My new name is Mister Cuban Missile Crisis. Comments >>

Death Watch '06: Pennywise
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Nov 21st, 2006 at 02:22:21 PM PDT
Pennywise the fiery red beta fish, sometimes called Sam by his friends, who provided hours of free entertainment to the occupants of his livingroom, is...er...sleeping with the fishes at the approximate age of two and a half. In accordance with Pennywise's religious customs burial at the Sewage Treatment Plant commenced during my lunch break. He is survived by his owner Kickedinthehead, her sister and some guy who's always there and never goes away. The family requests that in lieu of flowers donations be made to the Society Naming Itself Fighting Fish (SNIFF) Comments >>

HazMat Scare
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Nov 1st, 2006 at 07:40:04 AM PDT
Yesterday at work one of my co-workers knocked over a canister containing Hydroxic Acid which spilled on the side of my shirt and pants and made contact with my skin. Hydroxic Acid is often found in industrial areas, we use it as a solvent. It's also acquired a bit of a nasty reputation as an instrument for torture. I lucked out. I might not've even had my clothes ruined. It would have been fitting for Halloween to be the day where an acid spill disfigures me for life. Instead we followed OSHA guidelines and removed the spill. (1 comment) Comments >>

Now I've seen it all
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Oct 9th, 2006 at 07:03:23 PM PDT
What an utter absolute dumb shit Stephen Baldwin has turned out to be. (10 comments) Comments >>

Fourteen Days: The West Side Hostage Crisis
By Mister Rum n Coke, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 20th, 2006 at 05:57:10 PM PDT
Kennedy saved the entire world in less time than it took me to move on to a new chapter. The crisis is not resolved, but a new direction is being followed. (5 comments, 670 words in story) Full Story

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