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Stuck in the gravel, desperate to spawn
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By MsSpiritualTrampof2001, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 02:17:41 AM PDT
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The sun actually appeared today, just at a moment when I had some free time, and I was in my car, with half a tank of gas, ready to drive anywhere.... oh, all right, the truth is, I had planned on tackling an unpleasant task today, and I wanted so much to avoid it, that I steered down to McLane Creek, and took a hike, instead.
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How Many Olympians Does It Take to Unscrew a Lightbulb?
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By MsSpiritualTrampof2001, Section Diaries
Posted on Sun Nov 4th, 2001 at 11:25:18 AM PDT
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I've never much liked November. Nothing's blooming anymore. The weather turns cold. Daylight savings time arrives, and suddenly it's dark really early. The city is strewn with stinky fragments of moldering pumpkin. Since November's begun, I've feeling cold and poor and unsafe and stolen from, and damn, but it's dark!
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Love is a hard weed to get rid of
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By MsSpiritualTrampof2001, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Oct 23rd, 2001 at 12:34:47 AM PDT
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If you don't rip out the whole root system, little bits of it keep growing back.
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Diary Entry of the Week #6: Now I know I have no psychic ability whatsoever
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By MsSpiritualTrampof2001, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 07:16:02 PM PDT
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Because when the worst act of terrorism ever perpetuated on American soil was being committed, as planes were crashing and smoke was billowing and steel cores were melting and all sorts of poignant cell phone calls were being transmitted, I was slumbering blithely away, dreaming of things unrelated. In fact, I remember exactly what I was dreaming: I was seeing the sequel to "The Blair Witch Project" at the Capitol Theater with Calvin Johnson, and he had a huge erection!
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3000 Words About YOU!!!
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By MsSpiritualTrampof2001, Section Diaries
Posted on Wed Aug 1st, 2001 at 03:53:54 AM PDT
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You are the most interesting person I ever knew. You are not like anyone else. You are fundamentally and thoroughly unique. When I was a teenager, I made a list of the dozen qualities I wanted in the ideal partner, and you have all those characteristics, and a dozen more. I couldn't have imagined you; my imagination is too limited. You exceed my expectations. You broke the mold, and the mold looks very silly and small, lying there on the floor.
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