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Well, duh.
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Feb 17th, 2006 at 11:59:49 AM PDT
Is this really "news"? (1 comment, 11 words in story) Full Story

DEATH WATCH '05 - Frank Gorshin
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Fri May 20th, 2005 at 09:07:43 AM PDT
It's a couple days late, but better late than never, I guess. Holy bereavement, Batman! The Riddler is dead! (77 words in story) Full Story

No Star Wars Review?
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Thu May 19th, 2005 at 11:28:04 AM PDT
C'mon - one of you geeks saw the midnight showing, right? What's the verdict? (1 comment, 22 words in story) Full Story

LOPEZ!!!
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 3rd, 2005 at 10:01:07 AM PDT
Lopez! Lopez!! Loooooooooo-peeeeeeez!! Lopez! (3 comments, 13 words in story) Full Story

Is This Mic On?
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jan 11th, 2005 at 10:28:49 AM PDT
Ahem. This is news. This is not news. (1 comment, 21 words in story) Full Story

I'M THE HOTTEST PORNSTAR ON THE NET!!!
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Nov 22nd, 2004 at 04:48:28 PM PDT
Fuck you, Christy!! (4 comments, 11 words in story) Full Story

I'm Detoxing!!
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Sep 30th, 2004 at 10:12:48 AM PDT
Instead of 27 bong hits yesterday, I only had 24. And, let me tell you - I can really feel the difference!! Getting healthy isn't so bad. (54 words in story) Full Story

I'm GA-GA-GA...
By Regis Rollins, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 24th, 2004 at 08:57:09 AM PDT
GAGGING! I'm starting to think that it's not George Bush who's bringing this nation to ruin...it's the goddam Cult of Celebrity that everyone seems to worship. I just read this under the guise of "news": Paris Hilton has trademarked the phrase "That's Hot". Yep. You see, that's her phrase. She thought that up all by her wittle wonesome. What a brilliant gal! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck yooooooooouuuuuuu!!! And your little dog, too. (4 comments, 225 words in story) Full Story

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