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Spamwich
By Verminator, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Nov 11th, 2002 at 12:22:31 AM PDT
You know what's really fucking annoying? Spam that tries to sell you on the joys of mass internet mailings to increase awareness of your product. Spam to sell spam. It's almost beautiful actually. (2 comments, 106 words in story) Full Story

Three Stouts is Too Much
By Verminator, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Sep 9th, 2002 at 11:02:46 PM PDT
Beer tends to not last very long in my refridgerator, either I drink it or I come home from work and find that my friends drank it. Somehow though, I managed to have a selection of three different stouts in my fridge tonight, and having nothing better to do, decided to drink them. (6 comments, 534 words in story) Full Story

Expensive book?
By Verminator, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jul 18th, 2002 at 06:51:17 PM PDT
My buddy called me today and asked "Verminator, where did you get that Big Book of Death that is so very cool?". "Down in LA when I lived there." "Where could I get one around here?" "I'll find one online." I did find one, this comic book runs for $145.00 I dunno, it seems a pretty steep price to pay. (305 words in story) Full Story