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Holy shit
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jun 9th, 2008 at 12:28:23 PM PDT
I was just kindding when I typed this url into the browser... (5 comments, 32 words in story) Full Story

DEATH WATCH 07 ANNA NICOLE SMITH
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 8th, 2007 at 01:32:30 PM PDT
Well for the first and only time in my life since her first Guess ad, I now officially wouldn't do her (though not until after some moments of careful consideration). According to reports, Smith was found unresponsive in her hotel room. (5 comments, 208 words in story) Full Story

TED #51.5
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Oct 11th, 2006 at 02:49:10 PM PDT
I usually don't get these but this one is so hideous and unrelenting I may need medical attention. (3 comments, 126 words in story) Full Story

Gosh I better hurry up and "update my records"
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 28th, 2006 at 12:25:46 PM PDT
Dear valued PayPal member: We regret to inform you that your account has been suspended . As a result, your access on PayPal has been restricted. To start using fully your PayPal account, please update and verify your information by responding this notification. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your personal records you will not run into any future problems with the online service. (130 words in story) Full Story

OK
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jul 22nd, 2006 at 10:54:27 PM PDT
This is pretty funny. (2 comments, 6 words in story) Full Story

Natural Voices Areoke.
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jun 13th, 2006 at 01:37:44 PM PDT
I know dictionaraoke has been around for a while now, but I just discovered At&t natural voices which are slightly more realistic thean the "mighty stephen hawking" Microsoft sam or Mary that we're used to. It even pauses to breathe now and then. I found a site that demos one of the newer 16k voices and so naturally I had her do some Slayer lyrics... Dance with the dead in my dreams Listen to their hallowed screams The Dead have taken my soul. Temtation s lost all control. (3 comments, 98 words in story) Full Story

Ya know
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Thu May 11th, 2006 at 10:45:44 AM PDT
...if I want Outlook express to compress my deleted messages to free up disk space I'll tell it. I promise. (1 comment, 34 words in story) Full Story

Funny stuff my 5 year old says...
By ZomBfied, Section Diaries Posted on Wed May 10th, 2006 at 02:48:08 PM PDT
Part 1 Him: Dad, Do you know what's better than walking? Me: What? Him: (pauses, thinking) Him: Flying. Part 2 Him: Dad I had a horrible nightmare. Me: What was your nightmare? Him: ...Nothing. part 3 Him: Dad, I thought of a joke. Me: What's the joke. Him: Why did the clown have a bowling ball stuck on his head? Me: I don't know. Why? Him: Because he was juggling bowling balls and he accidently dropped one on his head. Him: Hahahaha. (8 comments, 144 words in story) Full Story

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