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So, no more work
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Mar 12th, 2004 at 09:07:54 PM PDT
no more friends, two almost three reasons to keep living. (2 comments, 400 words in story) Full Story

Well, I'm too sick to keep walking downstairs.
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jan 30th, 2004 at 11:02:30 AM PDT
So I won't be able to see the crap anymore. Oh, well. Since it pretty much all sucks I guess that is a good thing. Plus I've read about four books since I've been sick. I haven't read before that for about four years. (42 comments, 507 words in story) Full Story

Why is it okay to make fun of me?
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jan 24th, 2004 at 01:10:08 AM PDT
You can make fun of my age, my children, fuck even my family. (4 comments, 171 words in story) Full Story

I was going to make a comment but it's too long.
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jan 21st, 2004 at 08:07:52 PM PDT
I know that your intentions suck. I'm sorry it took me so long to figure that out. A poll I won't look at so goodbye. (2 comments, 346 words in story) Full Story

Okay, so I've had at least three doctors tell me I suck.
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jan 12th, 2004 at 08:22:06 PM PDT
Or at least how much this pregnancy will. My baby looks fine yet they can't get over "how extremely hard this is going to be". poll (1 comment, 206 words in story) Full Story

I don't like horoscopes.
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jan 5th, 2004 at 08:18:25 PM PDT
But I can't stop reading mine. Every day. Fucking poll. (1 comment, 297 words in story) Full Story

So, how does one sleep?
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Dec 9th, 2003 at 09:15:53 PM PDT
Without aid. No pills, no drink. Just sleep. Is that possible? poll (4 comments, 70 words in story) Full Story

You
By backdoorbaby, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Dec 5th, 2003 at 04:19:42 PM PDT
are poll (1 comment, 219 words in story) Full Story

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