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By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Thu May 18th, 2006 at 08:55:11 AM PDT
An addition to Dead Air's entry: (93 words in story) Full Story

Kids -- Stay In School and Don't Do Drugs
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Wed May 22nd, 2002 at 09:53:49 PM PDT
In homage to my ancestors I use my original name, down a few drinks, and risk making a bitch out of myself. (4 comments, 455 words in story) Full Story

"The World Won't Listen"
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Oct 24th, 2001 at 03:52:09 PM PDT
I am not who you think I am, and I really don't have time for this. (945 words in story) Full Story

After booze, breakfast.
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 16th, 2001 at 01:42:20 PM PDT
And after astouding national catastrophies, karaoke. And polls. (4 comments, 1369 words in story) Full Story

"What a REAL Diary Entry Might Look Like"
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Sep 1st, 2001 at 10:58:25 PM PDT
That is, if it's one of mine. a.k.a.- A Notable Absence Of Any Contrived, Half-Ass Attempt At Cleverness. Yes, even if I am using that pretentious anomaly of the preceding sentence as a sub-title for the following ramblings... And there's a poll, if it isn't devoured... (1 comment, 379 words in story) Full Story

"beautiful loser what hearts have left you now"
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Aug 22nd, 2001 at 10:29:15 PM PDT
Yes, I'm drinking. No big shock there, of course. I also splurged & gulped a Vicodin, which I feel free to blame on all of the recent references to painkillers here on SOS. But I won't blame anyone or thing for my love of liquor---not even genetic inheritance, because that would just be way too easy. And I do prefer to do things the hard way, which I'm probably not sober enough to justify with any sort of explanation. Damn those goddamn Germans & their hearty, alcoholic constitutions!!!...It all theirfault!!!...Ummm... This is probably going to be my last diary entry here...At least for a while, that is... And there's an explanation enclosed, if that's something you're in the mood to waste time reading. (842 words in story) Full Story

"Come Armageddon! Come!"
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Aug 19th, 2001 at 01:42:50 PM PDT
It's Sunday, and it seems like someone had to quote that ("Everday Is Like Sunday", for your anti-Mozz kids who refuse to give such lyrical beauty half a chance) song sooner or later. Since I'm just so enamored with the words of others, I figured that I'd take it upon myself. The thing is, I'm actually listening to Ms. Holiday right now and what I really would like to say is--- "Please, don't talk about me when I'm gone." Thanks! P.S. Even though I'd prefer you not speak of it later, please do take my poll. (2 comments, 1282 words in story) Full Story

"My brain hurt like a warehouse. It had no room to spare"
By ceruleannina, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Aug 18th, 2001 at 01:47:03 AM PDT
I feel like hell, and that word's not quite working for the feeling. Inhale. It's going to be a short one. Exhale. Four letter word, with a sound like cut. (1 comment, 540 words in story) Full Story

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