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King of Porn
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Mar 10th, 2004 at 10:15:28 PM PDT
Penetration An F.C. Thomas Production Starring Chad With Cougar Cash, Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanalt, Chip Daniels, Seth Tucker, Ram Roy, & Andrew Bolla Premise: An on-air therapist discusses and fulfills his fans' fantasies. (3 comments, 419 words in story) Full Story

Test your skills
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Mar 9th, 2004 at 10:11:28 PM PDT
Have you ever been out with the boys, bragging about your wanking skills, but unable to gauge exactly how skilled you are? No? Well, try this anyway. [editor's note, by matt] Warning on this link: It's cool, but a pop-up hell. It's really only mildly amusing, but I figured I just had to share a game about jerking off. And it's less messy than Ookie Cookie. (2 comments) Comments >>

Nothing particularly important
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Mar 8th, 2004 at 10:20:14 PM PDT
The writing urge just dried up for a while. But I'm supposed to be keeping at it. Expect to be bored. You can take the poll if ya like. (1 comment, 457 words in story) Full Story

Cover your ass Ronald McDonald
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Mar 5th, 2004 at 02:16:31 PM PDT
Just saw the McDonald's commercial where they tell you to just show up and you may win a million! Gosh, aren't they just swell? (2 comments, 56 words in story) Full Story

Draw the curtain
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Mar 2nd, 2004 at 06:19:11 AM PDT
They've finally gone and killed it. The World of Darkness has been laid to rest. As of April 30th they will not be selling any more material for my favorite game. (Well, except for some stuff in the historical settings.) (416 words in story) Full Story

Porn Again
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Feb 29th, 2004 at 09:23:14 AM PDT
No, this is the porn review. We had 2 of the 10 'pre-condom' classics arrive. One of them turned out to be defective, so until more arrive I'll have to resort to some seriously old and badly copied stuff that I found lying around the house. But before we're reduced to that I present: Wet Sex A J.D. Kidd Video, starring Danny Bliss With: Several other dudes Wait, it's a HIS Video production. No, wait, it's a Planet Group Inc. Presentation. Ah hell with it - it's a friggin' porno. (739 words in story) Full Story

Beating my head against the wall
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Feb 28th, 2004 at 02:34:14 PM PDT
That's what it's like trying to explain to monotheists why I'm annoyed at the way they're treating my planet, because I expect to be back here some time in the future. (2 comments, 126 words in story) Full Story

Compounding my sins
By damyano, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Feb 27th, 2004 at 09:55:07 PM PDT
As if my being homosexual weren't bad enough, it turns out I've taken to warping poor undeveloped minds. Without thinking about it I've been converting the helpless and unknowing young into my evil and corrupt lifestyle. I've made 3 cats gay. (304 words in story) Full Story

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