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Grrr.
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 17th, 2004 at 08:17:24 AM PDT
I mean, grrrrr. (1 comment, 14 words in story) Full Story

Just to Clear Up the "Mystery"
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Mar 19th, 2004 at 01:24:49 PM PDT
I don't know how I broke my collarbone. I just know it hurts - really bad - and I might be picking up a wee habit from all this hydrocodone (Vicodin®) I've been eating. No. I was not getting a blowjob. No, I wasn't giving head either. Please post your questions here and I will try to answer them to the best of my ability, as I won't be going out any time soon. It's just too humiliating. I feel like a moron (insert sad face emoticon here). (8 comments) Comments >>

Ok, once and for all
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Feb 25th, 2004 at 04:17:21 PM PDT
Poll. (13 comments) Comments >>

Any Suggestions?
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Oct 10th, 2003 at 10:40:26 AM PDT
My boss is thinking of implementing an instant message or chat link off of our front page for questions regarding service, parts, products and other general espresso/coffee related issues. Any opinions or experience out there to help us decide whether to do it or not? (5 comments) Comments >>

From the depths of......CRUSTIEVILLE!!!!
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 24th, 2003 at 11:17:42 AM PDT
Haven't heard from Chuck in quite awhile; he's been in jail...a lot. But here he gives a perfect example of just the kind of activities he's been engaged in to put him in the pokey so very much. Enjoy! (1 comment, 249 words in story) Full Story

Seriously considering having one of those rouge homeless bicycle gangs attacking my neighbor.
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Fri May 16th, 2003 at 09:44:18 AM PDT
So, I've only been living in this apartment for about two months, and it was apparent from the beginning that things were going to be difficult. One can hear everything that their neighbors are doing. EVERYTHING. (15 comments, 178 words in story) Full Story

The Worst Thing to Happen...EVER
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Apr 7th, 2003 at 03:51:44 PM PDT
Apex, the glorious white-trash/crusty punk/average Joe place for all things evil here in Olympia, Washington...has burned to the ground. The first time I bought beer there, I was fifteen. (7 comments, 164 words in story) Full Story

a line from a book I'm reading that I thought you all might find interesting
By devonuseless, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Mar 25th, 2003 at 01:57:26 PM PDT
"He's no use to anyone. He drinks when he can beg or steal it. It will kill him before long, I suppose, but he's only happy when he's plastered. Poor devil." - Theodore Sturgeon (5 comments) Comments >>

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