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dreams in the witch-house.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Oct 24th, 2001 at 08:42:05 AM PDT
always steal from h.p. lovecraft when you can't think of a decent title. anyway, this is about the dumb-ass dreams i've been having lately. (391 words in story) Full Story

anthrax - better than nuclear assault.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Oct 15th, 2001 at 01:33:34 PM PDT
in strictly non-musical discussion, anyway. this entry's probably kind of drippy and self-serious. (1 comment, 548 words in story) Full Story

nail-gun crucifixion.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Oct 12th, 2001 at 09:03:02 AM PDT
ever want to crucify someone with a nailgun? ever wanted to tear someone's jugular out with just your teeth? ever wanted to throw someone off the roof of a building? [POLL] (1 comment, 41 words in story) Full Story

why don't clothes have nipples?
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 28th, 2001 at 09:20:07 AM PDT
this is going to be one of those diary entries where you read it and you're kind of nonplussed; you think to yourself, "why did he waste my time with this drivel?" i don't know. but there's a poll. probably. (2 comments, 575 words in story) Full Story

like a rainbow in the dark
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 21st, 2001 at 08:05:06 PM PDT
no, this isn't about hope or anything like that, people. i'm listening to DIO. (495 words in story) Full Story

half animal half insane
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 19th, 2001 at 01:25:00 PM PDT
toe update: my toe was fine after the toe doctor pried various things out of it and told me to soak it and so forth. it was fine, I repeat, but yesterday it started flaring up again and acting infected, so now I'm on antibiotics. which are no doubt ENRAGING the bacteria and encouraging them to grow drug-resistant as we speak. (2 comments, 512 words in story) Full Story

nine fifteen.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Sep 16th, 2001 at 04:50:56 AM PDT
just something brief, hopefully quick and painless. (1 comment, 260 words in story) Full Story

holy. fucking. shit.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 12th, 2001 at 09:57:31 PM PDT
yeah, i spent tuesday fearing for my life and listening to people cry as they wondered if their friends and loved ones who worked in the world trade center were dead. (4 comments, 571 words in story) Full Story

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