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Album Of The Year
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jan 6th, 2005 at 09:03:56 PM PDT
It's not a lover that I want no more and it's not heaven that I'm looking for. But there's some spirit that I used to know that's been drowned out by the radio. (2 comments, 264 words in story) Full Story

lj digest: I have a new floor!
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Dec 20th, 2004 at 04:24:59 PM PDT
Whoever invented rollerskating is insane and I don't know why people do it. It's like a horrible erotic train wreck. The saddest part is when it's just the same lonely cock showing up day after day, begging for attention. I'm not looking anymore. There were teeny tiny hats involved, and it was wrong...so very wrong. Happy Hannukah and thank you April for the informative book about orgies. (474 words in story) Full Story

Open Letter To Al-Qaida:
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Nov 4th, 2004 at 02:02:10 PM PDT
Can you please blow up Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama first (and try to avoid the college towns k thx)? They're the ones who voted for this asshole! The NYT reports that the borough of Manhattan, ground zero of 9/11, went 80 percent for Kerry. (2 comments) Comments >>

hb lj digest part 2: sex and the dreary mid-size town
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Sep 3rd, 2004 at 03:12:20 PM PDT
I miss you and I promise not to throw plates at your head or slap little amber-mae anymore!!!! We can continue our deviant, morally threatening affair on Tuesday...how does that sound? boobs? really? i'm so gullible... (424 words in story) Full Story

Dave Matthews Band: Shittiest Band Ever.
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Aug 25th, 2004 at 06:18:39 PM PDT
Ha ha ha ha! It's sad, but little things like this just amuse me so. (3 comments) Comments >>

hb lj digest
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Aug 13th, 2004 at 12:31:45 AM PDT
In a format...er..."inspired" by Paul, I compile a diary from my 20 most recent lj entries: There's no hot water and no kitchen, so it's sort of like camping. Seriously, don't ask. I'm too old to be looking like a crack whore.     (5 comments, 357 words in story) Full Story

OMG Shocking!
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jun 11th, 2004 at 05:10:18 PM PDT
Ronald Reagan is STILL dead!!!?! But it's only been a week! It's a good thing there's been 24-hour news coverage of any new developments in his being DEAD. (5 comments) Comments >>

Loveless.
By hot blooded, Section Diaries Posted on Fri May 28th, 2004 at 11:14:08 AM PDT
It works. Thanks, Kev! (3 comments) Comments >>

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