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Snakes on a plane.
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Oct 20th, 2005 at 04:21:48 PM PDT
That's all you get. If you want to know more about this fascinating concept, you'll need to go to my blog. (26 words in story) Full Story

The Keymaster
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Sep 21st, 2005 at 12:40:06 PM PDT
Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you. (3 comments) Comments >>

>>MOOG SPAM<<*
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Aug 31st, 2005 at 05:05:09 PM PDT
Moog madness on Free Things Are Cool tonight. (2 comments, 31 words in story) Full Story

Death Watch '05: Bob Moog
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 22nd, 2005 at 11:29:46 AM PDT
Rhymes with rouge. I'll let Paul do a propper entry... This is just a heads up. Suffice to say, I'll be doing an all synthesiser special on my next show a week from wednesday. Sad, sad, sad... (5 comments) Comments >>

Radio show spam
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Aug 17th, 2005 at 12:56:32 PM PDT
Tonight I'm gonna rock ya. Tonight I'm gonna rock ya. Tonight. Listen to my radio show Wednesday night at 9PM on KAOS 89.3 FM Olympia, WA or online at http://kaos.evergreen.edu/listenlive.html I'm thinking maybe Low's version of I Started a Joke, maybe some Burl Ives, maybe some digital hardcore, I dunno... What do you think?  Requests? Let me know. Tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight. (7 comments) Comments >>

An excerpt from my blog
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 16th, 2005 at 06:37:52 PM PDT
So, there's been this game making the rounds on friendster and myspace that's kind of fun and funny. But it's particularily funny when your first name is also a last name. You type "{your name} is" into google and find all the funny phrases about yourself. You pick out the 5 or 10 funniest and send the list on to your friends. Fun, fun... Unless you're me. If you're me you develop it into a large-form piece. I'm a maniac. A nut job. I need help. But anyway, here it is. (2 comments, 1728 words in story) Full Story

Has anyone ever stopped to think?
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 8th, 2005 at 11:05:11 PM PDT
I mean really think? Comments >>

Blog.
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jun 28th, 2005 at 09:34:01 AM PDT
Blogger. (4 comments, 45 words in story) Full Story

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