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What is Thin?
By notbreathingtoday, Section Diaries Posted on Wed May 22nd, 2002 at 12:12:48 PM PDT
142 pounds is what I weighed at the beginning of the quarter. Not too heavy for an athletic girl of 5'10". Went to the CRC today and weighed myself now I'm at 127 about 15 pounds... I checked my BMI and I'm thin... registering an 18.4. Nicole Kidman is 5'10" and she only weighs 120 lbs. but unfortunatly it is not my job to look good on the screen. It is my job to be a healthy, sexy, girl of 20 years old. I don't feel well and I'm wondering if there is something wrong with me. I haven't weighed this little since middle school. I'm going home for the weekend and I know my mother will feed me... So maybe I'll be up around 135 again soon. until then just another bony girl whining in an overweight society. (4 comments) Comments >>

The Wind
By notbreathingtoday, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Apr 26th, 2002 at 02:09:38 PM PDT
The wind was blowing down on my forehead. My head felt cloudy, I was seeing everything through a glossy sheet of elmer's glue running from my eyes. It all started with allergies my eyes had grown red and irritated with the world and had pasted themselves shut. Immediately I self-administered 2 benadryl a clariton, and a mug of Thera-flu. That's the last thing I remember I'm guessing it's aproxiamately 2 weeks later. I have vague flashing memories of waking up to pop some more benadryl, and an odd feeling that there was a keg at my apt. last weekend. These are purly unestablished flashes of existance howver, they could just be fleeting dreams... The wind was cool on my face it felt like a cold splash of water cutting through all those layers of over the counter cold and allergy medicines. poll included. Comments >>

Ahhhh Sunshine
By notbreathingtoday, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Mar 21st, 2002 at 11:41:29 PM PDT
Oh the warm sunshine of CA. Nothing against Oly but man does the sun and warmth feel great. I was out in the sun for approx. 20 minutes and my face is burnt to a crisp. Comments >>

Birthdays: 1/5 of my life is over for sure.
By notbreathingtoday, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 12:43:09 AM PDT
Birthdays come and go. Today is my 20th. I guess I'm ok with that except it means that 1/5 of my life is most certainly over, not to mention, for the most part my youth. The days of dependence on my parents are pretty much over. The only connection I now have with my childhood is a job working with kids. I don't get to say things like "I'm going to kick you where it hurts" and relationships consist more of casual sex or serious love than thinking someone's so cute you can't talk to them. I will miss that. I will miss asking my dad for cash instead of working extra hours in order to whatever extra fun my heart desires. If the other 4/5 of my life go as fast as this one did I will be dead in approximately 10 minutes. That's no fun. (3 comments, 270 words in story) Full Story

What is love? Baby don't hurt me no more.
By notbreathingtoday, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Mar 11th, 2002 at 09:25:12 PM PDT
Sigh of relief. Deep breath. Butterflies in stomach. "Have emaculate dreams of breath taking birds casting light into darkness." How could I resist a guy who actually says things like that? Well I obviously can't. Words hold such power over me. So all perverts know this the way to my heart is not through your disturbed insinuations but through your vocal chords composing beautiful sentiments to sail me to sleep. (2 comments) Comments >>

Dating is Scary
By notbreathingtoday, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Feb 27th, 2002 at 12:59:09 AM PDT
Hmmmm... Dating is very scary for hairy larry. and for me too. After being in a relationship for two years I have been amazed at all the world of men has to offer...no.. Just the same old stuff except now I'm old enough to really be exposed to it. Ahhh. So far I have been asked to several parties, gone to one movie, watched many a movie in my room with a boy, and been propositioned to have a threesome ;)... hmmmmmmmm. And all in the past 2 weeks... A little much for little ol' me. I'm beginning to think that a lot can be said for being sheltered from these sort of bombardments! But really I'm ok and am having fun with these new perverts... oh did I say perverts I meant men. Comments >>