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Diary Entry of the Week #4: annihilate this week.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 4th, 2001 at 01:10:23 PM PDT
will brian soon have one less toe? read below and see! (4 comments, 581 words in story) Full Story

life is like a box of jandek albums.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Aug 23rd, 2001 at 01:03:23 PM PDT
you never know which one you're going to get but you can be damn sure it'll be depressing and GREY! GREY! GREY!!! (3 comments, 571 words in story) Full Story

situation normal
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 20th, 2001 at 10:31:13 AM PDT
i suck. so, how you doin'? (unrelated poll!) (1 comment, 332 words in story) Full Story

the battle for asgard
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 13th, 2001 at 12:33:07 PM PDT
i'm not good at this intro paragraph thing. this entry isn't as good as the last two. there's probably a poll in here, though. (6 comments, 604 words in story) Full Story

the algebra of boredom.
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Aug 9th, 2001 at 12:27:00 PM PDT
stuck at work until 5. despite the fact that the governor has commanded all state employees to go home at 2 pm. bitch, bitch, bitch. (4 comments, 391 words in story) Full Story

HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?!
By gold tone ranking monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Aug 8th, 2001 at 11:54:34 AM PDT
have you ever seen pictures of hiroshima? where the intense light generated by the atomic bomb detonation burned shadows into the walls of the city? that's what it looks like, in trenton, NJ today. (7 comments, 381 words in story) Full Story

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