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ELECTROMAIDEN
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Nov 5th, 2003 at 11:53:54 AM PDT
holy crap. i've been listening to this on repeat all day long. you're gonna love it or hate it or both. it's a tossup between flash of the blade and killers for my favorite. (4 comments, 103 words in story) Full Story

2 Dozen Drunk Clowns, Some Strippers, and A Lot of Whiskey.
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Oct 13th, 2003 at 11:34:17 AM PDT
Fucking surreal. I've never seen that many drunk clowns in one room before. (6 comments, 197 words in story) Full Story

Teh Office:
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jun 6th, 2003 at 11:26:23 AM PDT
i hate office politics. i have managed to successfully avoid them all day long. no word on who's side of the argument i'm supposed to be on yet... ok..ok..it's not *that* serious. poll inside. (4 comments, 262 words in story) Full Story

i finally did it!
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Apr 23rd, 2003 at 09:52:01 AM PDT
i washed my hair this morning. poll inside.. (4 comments, 63 words in story) Full Story

The Hulkster and Me.
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Mar 23rd, 2003 at 01:23:23 AM PDT
Please note that the following entry is a dream, and therefore has nothing to do with reality. Neither I, nor anyone I know, endorses the use of illegal drugs. The names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent. (3 comments, 412 words in story) Full Story

weapons of mass destruction
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Mar 21st, 2003 at 01:16:06 PM PDT
how does george w. know the iraqis have weapons of mass destruction? (20 words in story) Full Story

tell the barber you want to stop lookin like an asshole
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Dec 20th, 2002 at 11:45:27 AM PDT
from alternative tentacles: We are deeply saddened to report that one of our artists, Wesley Willis has recently been diagnosed with Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia. (163 words in story) Full Story

HU'S ON FIRST?
By Geek Foot, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Nov 22nd, 2002 at 12:37:08 PM PDT
got this in my email today. i liked it. i remember Johnny Carson doing something like it during the Reagan years. (1 comment, 475 words in story) Full Story

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