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Character is Defined by What You Do on the Third and Fourth Tries
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jun 26th, 2004 at 03:30:10 PM PDT
I feel like I've driven through a time tunnel and I suppose that the feeling will continue for at least a little while. (1 comment, 1117 words in story) Full Story

A Brief Review of the Century So Far...
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Dec 21st, 2003 at 08:14:54 PM PDT
I'm still waiting for my flying car, t.v. phone, and gourmet food fabricator. But at least nobody expects me to wear jumpsuits. (2 comments, 1045 words in story) Full Story

Nostalgia for an Age Yet to Come
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 10:22:20 AM PDT
Further information on my South Pole Argentine Manuevers. and a brief poll. (9 comments, 103 words in story) Full Story

"Regrets I've Had a Few...
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Mar 7th, 2003 at 11:37:56 PM PDT
but then again too few to mention. (2 comments, 769 words in story) Full Story

Leaving on a Jet Plane
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Feb 22nd, 2003 at 01:20:39 AM PDT
Score one for the Eastside Barber Shop. (7 comments, 449 words in story) Full Story

This Should Have Been a Diary Entry.
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 20th, 2003 at 01:45:41 AM PDT
Hey, wait... . . . . . . . . . . . . . poll. (378 words in story) Full Story

Interview in Ushuaia
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 13th, 2003 at 02:07:40 AM PDT
Well, I finally did it. I walked into that Eastside Barber Shop on 4th Ave. You know the one. With the Playboys cleverly displayed in the waiting area through the front window. And I let that barber with the well waxed handlebar mustache cut it all off. All of it. The infamous Dead Air Hair. Goodbye. I said goodbye to each one as he cut it off, for I had them each individualy named. Then I took a shopping bag of it and I sold it on E-bay and bought a ticket to Ushuaia on the southernmost tip of Argentina for my job interview with the government there. (332 words in story) Full Story

Longing for Antarctica...
By Dead Air, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 6th, 2003 at 01:24:39 AM PDT
It's cold outside the KAOS studio where I sit listening to the Homeless Marathon that has pre-empted my radio show. It's 28 degrees. But that's just not cold enough. (5 comments, 386 words in story) Full Story

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