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I'm gonna kill my cat. Help her.
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Tue May 31st, 2005 at 08:59:18 PM PDT
Attention: If you know, have ever known, or would like to know a fat black kitty named monster (AKA "the Pace"); now is the time to act. She is unable to cohabitate gracefully with our new baby and is in need of a loving new family. She would appreciate a quiet, affectionate person with no other pets if possible. Please write to us if you can help this poor li'l Monster. (4 comments) Comments >>

So the FREEZING RAIN has arrived.
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jan 6th, 2004 at 04:31:23 PM PDT
It's four o'clock and all the snow outside my house has a 2mm crust of ice on top of it. There's about a foot of snow give or take an inch, by the way, and the lake has an ice necklace about 50 or 100 feet in diameter. It's really quite beautiful, but that's not the point. (4 comments, 124 words in story) Full Story

HOLY LIVING FUCK!!!
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Nov 23rd, 2003 at 08:32:10 PM PDT
That was the best fucking dinner!!!! (6 comments, 64 words in story) Full Story

Pravda
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Apr 4th, 2003 at 07:59:44 AM PDT
"There are opposite points of view regarding this question now: love always cases disputes, whether it goes about a romantic student or an ignorant Neanderthal man." (46 words in story) Full Story

Dude, Where's my Gondola?
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Dec 17th, 2002 at 09:17:59 PM PDT
So, this is sort of a lame diary entry but it was a stressful day and the biggest ray of sunshine was seeing an ad for this horrible looking new movie with... (1 comment, 165 words in story) Full Story

Hooray!
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Oct 11th, 2002 at 06:21:23 PM PDT
My favorite website has been updated for the first time in a long time. (33 words in story) Full Story

The uncontrollable urge . . .
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Oct 8th, 2002 at 12:08:11 AM PDT
To Spam you Dead-Air Stizasile! (8 comments, 189 words in story) Full Story

My old house
By mayoknave, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 06:36:51 PM PDT
Monkeyhole and I used to live here. Thats it. (5 comments) Comments >>

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